Can i come to the bbq too? I'll bring beers and a goat

I think you should be careful who you accuse ranDom, for not every odd entry on this page is me. Certain individuals who struggle socially are using this forum as a way of communicating with others

Didnt head to tiger this week Ad, thanks for asking though. Had a quick read about your uncomfortable bus journey but got so bored hearing about your trip that i clicked on to this page instead. Anyone else finding there by-passing the blog/photos and heading straight for this page? Good times

Waynes trying to organise a lads get together in light of Ad not being here, but seeing as he doesnt have time for his friends he may struggle. PN all the way Stuart

Petrie go shave your eyebrow

Hey guys, we have internet at home at last! Ange has been wingeging for ages that the internet doesn't work, we finally topped it up and suprise suprise, it works! I'm just downloading itunes cos ange has bought an ipod nano today, we're moving into the 21st century!

Hope you're having a wicked time, the photos look amazing especially the ones of the rocks rising out of the sea! Love the story about the motorbike, can't believe you didn't fall off when the tyre burst!

We're doing alright, moving house on 15th June, woohoo! Neither of us can wait to be into the new place with the outside space. We're going to get a swingball and a goalmouth and a trampoline and a badminton net and a paddling pool! Be great wen you're back and can come and visit for a bbq.

Anyway, hope all is cool.

Much Love M&A x x x

Alright Ads, glad you're enjoying yourself and your spelling is improving!

Steve, how dare you write a post using my name, you know it's a sensitive issue, as it is for you. Do you still have to close all your windows just to make sure you don't blow away? Also, hows your hand, you know from all the door fighting you do. You will never win against the door mate.

Jam I like you, and there's nothing wrong with spending time on your own. Apeman, you're a good 'business man' but a little strange I may add.

who the hell is pn master?
cant belive this has turned into a abuse site!!!
cant belive micheal is in minmouth thats class i love that guy jams going out??
dont belive that for a second,steve wont be there as hes better than monmouth, have a good night in tiger mate x
ape stop writting wired stuff!

Hey Wayne, here's 20p go call you friends and bring me back some change! Ape did you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth? Jam hows the volunteering going?

Fatty bum bum is too busy working being a bell at the bell to write his own posts, but good to see apeman is making a strong effort and trying his best at developing some better social skills

Jam you excited about the comedy show tomorrow? First time you'll be out on a saturday mate, excluding your one man golf games of course. Good to hear youve taken up squash though, even if thats on your own too

Ad sorry to hear you miss me, you'll get through it mate...you'll be back in Cardiff in no time

Oh and one final note for a special someone....sort your life out man. You know who you are...too scared to show your face...too busy for your friends. I have one thing to say lads...

When he takes part...

he'll get taken apart

Its cold here underneath the flower bed

Jam you are terrible at giving out abuse. Should never be too busy for mates, oh by the way i can't make golf as i have to cut my toe nails. Dom you got in there just in time with your losing more weight and chubby face comment...i was eyeing that one up myself! Ads, seriously if you hadn't worked out that Ape was John (caveman) petrie by now you definitely were meant for 7am. oh and Danger....GO WORK THOSE PADS! And finally i guess there is no point in putting any abuse about Friar tuck on here if he is not going to see it?

hhahaha poor stevo and jam i really think we will loose contact with jam its so sad he says hes busy!

Does he even know any one up there! squash once a week? rammed busy!!!!!

i do love jam though peace out x

What can i say Jam...i like to keep in touch with friends, as long as rude receptionists don't get in my way. Don't worry i won't be calling again...the staff at Alcon need some personality coaching.

You are one odd bean Dom

I love the fact that you publicly diss me Mr Davis after yet another call a mere 10 mins before saying 'Steve i miss you man i wish you were here blah blah blah' - get a grip son

Peace out rat crew x

ah thanks for that message jam you are rubbish at keeping in contact you know that but will be never be a loser like steve!!!

seen yr nascar pics look quality mate heard you designed the brakes for the winning car, did they give you a bonus for that hope so!!!!

dom mate shut up about yr weight mate you look wrong skiiny get back to macdonalds man xxx

Does anybody else think that i have only lost weight on my belly and that i now have a severe case of chubby face?

3 stone down only another 5 to go until i am within the weight to height ratio