Hi Girlies,

Great to read your blog and great to see all the pics.. sounds like your both having an awsome time.. fine on the snow ..it looks great till you realise just how painful cold can be ah !! hahaahhahah...

We had a good holiday and all the rellies were fine.. Lynette and co were all good ... doing more work to the house...

Jag is good... must have been spoilt I think.. your mum must be feeling guilty because Jag now has a little mattress in the back room and spends some quality time inside... think your ma is lonely without some girl company...

Keep having fun and keep safe.. love ya's XXX

ps some trek pics please !!

why didnt you pinch one of spocks ears?

Hi Sarah + Saz

We got your post card from NY at work. Sounds fantastic.

Your blog is read regularly and provides lots of smiles and laughs.

So pleased you are having a great time.

Cheers from all of us at DoCS.

Hi girls

Wow! Sounds like you's are having a whale of a time, wish I was young again!!!!

who is maury povich?????

hey jess craig had his birthday and guess what he got the scrubs hmmmm couldn't believe he watch the same shows as you!!!!!!

great shots and very interesting reading your blog!!!!!

jag is fine he was very excited to see us. he had a fab holiday.

keep well

love ya xoxoxo

Hello hello!

Sex and the City tour? You horrible girls. I feel like throwing a tantrum. I wannagoonthasexnthacitytourtooooooooo!

Aagh!

And who the hell is Maury?

S

Hi ladies. Hell, that place looks seriously mindblowing, almost as cosmo as the'gong!! I only hope now that my home town London lives up to your expectations and can follow a great act like NYC. I'm sure it will. I guess at least you got to see a moose after all, even if he was stuffed and inanimate. Better a stuffed moose than no moose at all I say. I can't believe the giant can of Fosters. I can't even buy that stuff in NSW anymore, and are you telling me they sell it in the USA? If so, that's so wrong. Jeeez, if they still sold it here, I could have a beer belly by now!

Brilliant photos, and witty captions - but then what would I expect from two such high flyers? Spock's ears are very intriguing. I keep going back to that one. Mr Van Dyke's carousel horse - also intriguing. To think his sweaty posterior has graced that thing makes me go all a-quiver. brrrrrrrr!

You girls' facial expressions as you're downing Nathan's hot dogs would not be all that convincing as a commercial. You both look more like you're trying hard to swallow an elephant turd to win a bet, so I don't think I'd try one of those. The aquarium looks great, but as a word of warning, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when you get home if you didn't score Katie Jane one of those turtle hats. Also, great atmospheric shots of the Dakota and Strawberry Fields in Central Park. Extremely moving stuff.

Two questions: 1/Poledancing with a lamp post? Is it really that hard to get attention in the big apple? 2/ Does the ghost of James Brown really haunt the Apollo Theatre?

Incidentally, when should I expect this parcel you told me about? (Swear I won't open it.

Anyway, good work with the pics. Keep those yanks on their toes and be safe. Love to you both. Miss you. Dad E W'gong.xxxx.

Hiya Guys, The photos are amazing...I've been sitting here having a good laugh at some of them...you guys look like you are having a ball. I'd love to have met my Auntie and cousin Sarah, it looks so beautiful over there. I'd love to know when the Maury Povitch show is being aired in Aussie, I'd tape it for you....

Can't wait to see you both again VERY soon!!!!

As usual, be careful but have loads of fun, Love you guys, Mum XXOO

I. AM. SO. f***ING. JEALOUS! oh, i told myself i wasn't gonna swear in this one. eh, you know me.

you guys sound like you're having so much fun. all i'm doing is working! i can't wait to go to LA. 8 weeks is too far away.

hurry up with the photos! i want to see new york. oh how i know i would love new york.

love you. i want more goss. email me. and put your photos up! (and while you're having so much fun think about me working 60 hour weeks)

Hi girls. Im not going to swear like Naughty Nat does. You know what a clean living man I am! I just have to say that some of the stories on your posts have made me piss myself with laughter. I especially liked the one about the moose sleeping in his warm den while you two mugs were out in the freezing cold looking for him. Also laughed thinking about your prospective yelling at the trannies and trailer trash on Maury Povich. Maybe not funny to some, but Sarah, you know I have a twisted sense of humour and laugh at the most stupid things. You are both so beautifully tasteless that it's almost like poetry - in a grungy kind of way. Hell I miss you like crazy already, and it's only March.

Jess, I went out and told little Jag that you missed him, and all he did was look at me for a few seconds like I was an idiot and ran off to eat a doggie biscuit, although I'm sure he understood it all in his own canine way. I can't believe that he managed to find and unearth two of Jesamine's old bones which have been in the ground for over a year. Some nose that dog's got.

Anyway, keep raising hell, and be safe. All the love in the world from Dad E

Dear Aunty Jess

sounds like your having fun.

did you like your bowl of pickles?is it cold over there?how many places have you been to now.lots'of love laura

Glad your having as good time love jacob

your f***ing message board f***ing censored me.

take this message board:

f***ety f*** s***ty f*** f*** poo s*** f***

yo b****es. and yes i realise all your parents are reading this so i'm gonna be dirty as i can be :)

i can't believe you guys are in new york! i'm so freakin jealous! you know i want to go there soooo bad. cool about maury too. you should def go say hi to the dude in 'hello deli' too... s*** i can't remember his name! i'm thinking rupert but i'm not sure if thats right. i'm probs waaay off.

so jess... how's ross? hahaha. i wanna know all the goss! aaaand... sarah... did u have pea soup!?! or are u just using boys for free drinks? thats my girl! i'm so proud of you two. how come you girls haven't shown these skills to me... you only tell me about it. not fair. i need entertainment. all i do is work work work. so not fair you bludgers.

ooohhhh and i have some news for you too, but you may hurt me, only slightly tho. or you may not even care. i dunno. i'm going to LA, unfortunately not when you'll be there. i've known since before you left but i didn't tell anyone til recently. i couldn't help myself anymore. so go do all the cool things and tell me whats best, tho i have a lot of ideas already.

ok. this is the massivest (its a word now!) post ever so i should shut up.

love you! be safe. tell me more boy stories!

Hi you two sounds like you are having a ball with all that snow and all those guys. Cant believe it is too cold for moose! We are in Spain in Madrid actually we left Morocco about a week ago it was awesome: This place is full of nice little cobbled streets and lots of sidewalk cafes and wine and beer stops. We leave for Russia in another week will send you a message from there but only if you answer this ok? Glad that you are both safe and having fun lots of love from us xxxxxxxxxx