Me and Neil have just got back from a quality few days on Fraser Island where we managed to fend off several dingo attacks on our camp. Tonight straight up the coast on a 13hr night bus then on to our racing yacht to cruise around the Whitsundays Islands for 2 nights. Greg im glad to see that Sandy is still in use for major events but i would appreciate it if you would stay well away from all of my family members unless supervised by my good self. Have a good weekend in dublin send my love to the boys and get raz a few tequilas from his old pal phil.

Anymore s*** messages and there´ll be deleted! you´ve been warned!!!!!!

Biggest gig was acually 50Cent and the G-unit crew in Milton Keynes Superbowl for the Anger Management Tour which had a grand total of 11 people (yes, I was included in that mighty 11 - and it's not million either). Phil, you'll be glad to know that I caught your bro in Bar Red for Gaz & Charlies house sesh wearing a 'G-STAR RAW' T-shirt. Be proud my travelling elf, he was become wise to the wicked ways of the 'hood'. Oh........and your sister looked well fit as did her mate, and I picked up 'Sandy' for the Dublin trip whilst paying a visit to my second parents. How we all love the Wintermantles. Laters monk.

Iam so glad we have cleared up the castle freak dilema. I have decided my new hobby is going to be searching England for castles that may have freaks living in them-iam sure there are many! I may even start a tour called "freaks and their castles" i will keep you posted. bye for now.

Andy the answer is Rod Stewart - 1994 gig on Copacabana beach, 3.5 milliion people!! Can my prize please be a Rolling Stones t-shirt, please!! xx

Now in Rio after 5 nites on the booze in Bunos Aires, going stones today estimated 2.5 million people going (second biggest gig in the world) got my rolling stones t-shirt ready. Can anyone name the first biggest gig (also on copacabana beach)?

I'll try again... Neil her name was Debby.. (how I laugh thinking back to when Phil introduced her to me as Jenny in Tiger Bar!!) Work is just as you described it, but i've got a trip to Switzerland planned for middle of March so that is keeping me going....

You boys still gonna try to be in Germany for the world cup? or you not doing that now?
Keep on having fun and say hello to foxdog from me

Neil her name was Debbie...

Well elly he was a castle freak because he was deformed and if i remember rightly he didnt hav anything between his legs (u may need andy to classify that!) He was locked up in a room in a castle by his mother or something and wasnt fed much, he was also always naked! Its a quality film and i would recommend it to anyone intrested in castles or freaks!

How u doin nick? Hav u seen Debbie lately if in fact that is her real name! I was watching this film the other day i think Tom Cruise was in it and he made friends with Wilson who i think was a rugby ball or something! Anyway just thought ud b interested in that! (This joke is never ending!) Hope works not to boring!

Remember Castle Freak? Why was he a castle freak??

Checked out the photos.. Bez, Phil your 'nights out in Sydney' album had me in stitches.. Andy keep having fun in South America looks awesome.. Bez Hammers went 6th last night after beating the Brum 3-0

Do the chickens have large talons??