HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY!! That was in the style of Stevie Wonder. By the way me and Ben found baby Nathan today-still covered in mud from being thrown up in the apple tree! Ben has a message for you Neil and Andy "you stink because you really really stink" inspiring!!

Happy Birthday Neil, I hope you like your same same but different T-shirt!

Hello Bez just to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY my old goat for the 8th Nov.

Dont worry sheefa you will soon have philious back on home land-am sure he will be there to help out with any "sticky" situations!! BIG BILL

After touching some angry tigers i left bangkok to meet up with the boyz in phuket. This place was very touristy (and smutty - plenty of dancing ladyboys). As neil said we're in phi phi island (where they filmed the beach) and me and phil are going shark snorkelling and cliff jumping tomorrow. So if we don't survive that neils on he's own.

Hello,Elly- In Phi Phi at the mo and for the last 3 days it hasnt rained which makes a change cus the weathers been s***e!! That photo is of me at the full moon party after drinking too many sangsom buckets causing me to play around in the sand!!

Thanks Bill, glad to see you appreciate my new found goodness for the young'lins of this world. I ain't that bad really, just got myself into a few awkward situations recently! Without my partner in crime El Philious, I am nothing.

Hi guys,How are you all? Where are you guys at the moment? Neil what is happening on the picture headed "the effecs" you look like some kind of sea beast.

SHEEFA.........You sound like a real bad ass girl humping murtha f***er!!!

......following on from that too, there's also a really lovely 'Balloons over Barlick' festival coming up in August 2006 in Barnoldswick (Antos will be attending no doubt). I quote "Balloons over Barlick is a terrific hot air balloon event for the whole family to enjoy." Game on pal, let's set up camp and enjoy a family day out in the stinking piss hole that is Barnoldswick. God I'm bored.......

Phil (and co), when do you boys get back anyways? I may look to book tickets for B-live pal in July in London soon if you're up for it. 3 day dance festival, all the usual trimmings aka return of southport weekender. Just give us a hint as to when your back bud. Cheers.

Hello All, Auntie Valerie it did work!, it was always bound to snow lots when i wasnt in England its just been raining here lots for the last few wks which isn't so good! Hope Megan gets better soon. Elly u gotta stop with telling people this stuff, i have a reputation to uphold and ur killing me!! Jonny how do fella will b in Oz start of Jan for 2 months are u gonna b out there?