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Senor Aguardiente splits his time between his shiny glasshouses in the heights of Piso 30 and his cardboard box in La candelaria. He will convince you that his silvery charm is far superior to the raggagedy Senor Rum or the turbulent Senor Tequila. His easy charm will gently remind you that you are young, free and that the pains of a hangover will not inflict itself on anybody as vivacious as you. In short this man has charisma and he is willing to share it with you. Generous to a fault this man will give you al his knowledge to turn you into a salsa legend as well as gifting you all his worldly possessions
However as the mist clears this perfect nocturnal Colombian host unveils himself as the devious loan shark who has kept fastidious tabs on your borrowing of the previous night. It begins with Aguardiente , no Senor anymore this man is far from a gentleman, sends the boys round to collect post-haste. For the salsa lesson he allows his friends to use your brain as their own private bouncy castle, without even having the decency to remove their shoes, they ricochet around what you used to call a skull until it resembles candyfloss that your consciousness tries to wade out of but gets mired in the haze.
The night after I made the acquaintance of Senor Aguardiente I vowed never to visit any of his many homes however like the majority of abused partners I know that I will be back and that next time he won't be so cruel…
Lauren x
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TeZ I need to get me some of that!!!
Jay You have to bring some over!