Hello Jonny and Em. Sounds like you are still having fun. Have you got a burnt head yet Jon? Talking of heads, bless you steve you are being picked on alot! Hope the twins are ok and being good. Hello sarah. Any way gonna send you an email jon to let you know whats going on.

hi you two, thanks for the pic of the scooter, did the rider have a parka, off to brighton tomoz for the wkend with friends from the force so should be fun, soz bout my last message on here the other nite but got in and was f*****g hammered so thought be good idea to leave you a message, anyway have fun rich xx

To a simple fisherman who has many friends!!! Hi mate. Well we are on our way north of brisbane. We are currently in airlie beach for four nights. Weather is good here and looking forward to chilling out. Nice to hear from you.
"Luke, i am your father"

John & Emma Great site i love it some great pics!!! where abouts are you guys now heading north or south of Brisbane???

Oi! My Mum is not a cow. You wait till I tell her what you said. And learn how to spell....it's shielding not seilding you muppet. And too bloody right you should all be appreciative....there's not that many people out there that are as good looking as me!!!!!!

Now, now children! Calm down! Rob, Emma, Jon, please, dont be so rude to Steve. It not his fault he has a head the size of the galaxy! Just feel for Sue, poor cow! That must of hurt! It must also be very upsetting for fat head, he must really be embarrised that he cant find any hats to fit, live in a normal size house and drive a normal car! Why do you think he didnt have top hats at his wedding and why do you think that he has brought Sarah an estate car! Just for the kids! Yer, what ever mate! I think its about time that we say thank you to Stave, after all, he has reduced global warming by up to 25% by seilding the earth from the suns raise! Unfortunatly, the heat from his bald scalp is quite extreme! Poor Sarah, no wonder why she looks so red all the time!!

Well better go as am about to go round fat head's house, gotta put my sun screen on!

Kisses

Steph.

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Oh yeah....you're gay too Rob!

Go on......keep going......if it makes you feel better about yourselves.......my solicitor will be in touch soon! Oh yeah, get some bloody pictures on line so we can see what you have been up to! The last thing that we want is to bored stiff by you two showing us your pics when you get back!!!! Emma, you smell and Jon, you're gay!

I've always wanted to do some charity work. Giving back something to the world and the needy people of society. So here goes, Move your fat head. I'm in auz and your still blocking my light!! how are we meant to get a tan. Jon says move your frank head ( paper mache head person , used to be on the tv)!! Well on that note we better go! XX

Thats it Mr Straight! Verbal warfare it is!

Right then guys I think its about time you did some serious charity work! By educating the deprived! The World must be ready to face the harsh reality and pressures expected by us all That is why I have taken the necessary steps to establish a charity organisation close to all our hearts, SVCFH
Society of Verbal Cruelty to all Fat Heads. Actively encourages verbal piss taking!
It is a harsh problem, and without proper education many could be living a life of bliss and being treated as normal

hi hope you two are, enjoying me wk off and at home now with ed (the guy who came out on u leavin do whos in the same force as me ) and hes showin me some magic tricks, we"ve been out and got f*****n hammered as were on our holidays, hehe. anyway have fun and keep safe miss and love u loads rich xx