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Buenos Aires, Argentina
Vern:
"No quiero a morir!"
A man screaming in his sleep woke himself yelping, "I don't want to die!" and, in this way we were welcomed to our 21-bed dorm in central Buenos Aires yesterday. Their website said 12 beds, but the staff don't seem to care that their webmaster is dyslexic. We put our stuff on the only free beds inconveniently opposite the pro-life sleeptalker. Massive paintings of distorted forlorn faces hung down from the double volume ceilings like ...