Falls Festival was amazing!! In fact it was too amazing that we are struggling to put its brilliance into words, so Hannah and myself (jessie's typing by the way) have composed a dance... it goes left kick, bop bop, twist, double piroute, sumba sumba, spiral, tumbel turn, leap, leap, backflip, crouch, scream, scream, crash, bang, pow, diamond, bake, knit, piroute, piroute, sleep, samba, right kick, leap, riggle, jump, (hold 1...2...3...4...5..) and spirt fingers. Well, you get the idea. Will send photos. P.S. Charlie shat his pants (no I'm serious) (I'm not kidding) (seriously, he really did deficate his shorts)

hey u guys, how's it going in Europe? Did u get to see much of Glasgow/Edinburgh after we left? On the last day we drove to Loch Lomond (wanted to go find the Loch Ness Monster but that was too far away!) then when I came to say bye I think u guys were asleep. So what have u been up to? I'm currently residing in my uni library and I can't tell u how bored I am! Wish I didn't have these bloody exams. Well hope to hear from u soon Xx

we are in amsterdam now, just came through belgium yesterday and it sucked. everything that could go wrong getting here did: we missed trains, planes were delayed and then rerouted, we ended up at a weird airport in belgium with no money and no atm, we tried buying food and taking out money on our credit cards but once we got the food we discovered that our cards didnt work in that godforsaken country, stuck with a whole lot of food to pay for and no money (begging was involved). Got ripped off by every cab driver (didnt know abou the new liberalisation laws), went to 3 hostels to find them all booked (should have made reservations), and now we are sharing a seedy room with a rat (but all rooms are smoker friendly). Chris and tom are still stuck in edingburgh as they opted for the 18 hour ferry (we would rather chew off our feet than get a ferry) so here we are. have to hurry our sex show starts in 10, but we want to hear about falls festival, tell all the juciy secrets b****es! Focker out!

Hi Chris & Tom - You are going to be in sooooo much trouble when mum & dad find out you called them the "old folks"!!!!! Hope you are all having a great time and managed the North Sea crossing without throwing up.

Take care,

Manda
xxx

your new year sounds ace. probably pretty cold too being that scotland was apparently colder than reykjavik and moscow yesterday. iceland and russia aint got s*** on haggisland. my new year was interesting. word of advice never break down at 11.45pm on new years eve somewhere between two remote villages in the peeing rain dressed as a american 'trailer trash' redneck. not worth it really. doesnt get you a lift anywhere either. plus i f***ed my dads car in the process so he needs a new one. best news ever to break to your dad new years morning. life is pretty good besides. be better with you mentalists down, sure, so hurry up get the rest of our continent done and come back for round 2. if you want swing down via cardiff so we can all rock up at the same time. keep us informed of stuff, and next time theres a fire alarm i want audible proof. no watershiptiananmcmandownermanjnrsquaremassacre next time. ah. hope its going allll-right.

ey Steven,,,tommmy and lofty hope you fags are having a wicked time. NYE here was ace for me had a partay at alecia's considering she left for her 2 month trip the next morning to got fairly loose on the free booz (chris you've taught me well). just been up at plami smashing the waves. your photos look sicked, having a ball i bet. im off in 3 weeks with all the shore boys so i be smashing it twith Fin soon anyhow so well keep in contact. keep your photos coming their great. dont worry bout the fam fellas, im keeping a very almost too close eye on both your mummas...stay safe boys,,,and girls

love ahhaha dom

sim have fun in thailand. hope john doesn't lose you in the crowd. he's been working alot so make sure he pays for everything. see you rather soonish, miss you heaps.

yeah the train ride wasn't one of our better days, ended up taking 13 hours. i have been thinking about the sticky pudding when money gets tight and all we can afford are bread rolls. i've been meaning to message you but having to find kates phone to get the number always puts me off. i'll do it soon (for the sheer f***offness of it all). and you're right i should have seen braveheart before coming here i have nothing to say to anyone. i need to come back to england i've got the office quotes coming out of my ass. hope your new years was good. edignburgh was good, very long but good. once we got to edingburgh we found out we couldn't get a train back to glasgow till 1:00 the next day so we spent 4 hours sitting in the freezing cold at the train station. we didn't end up getting back to our hostel till 3:00 the next day, a very long new years eve. i hope life doesn't suck too much without us. we'll be back soon and we're heading straight to the seafood cafe, but we'll pay for it this time...provided i still have money at the stage otherwise it's another 10 kilos of brussel sprouts. hi to everyone else and i hope you all had a really good new years.

hey tom and crew
happy new year!
looks like your enjoying europe as you should
have u come across the wristbands everywhere ' been there, done that, got the wristband' Dave got bud and i one from london
maybe you should stash up on these next time rather than wigs ( only joking)
anyway missing you tom
nice beard chris
and nice beer picture haha
love u tom
xxxx
hope you are all well and safe and of course having fun

gah'day all, especially kate and rach. hope your train ride was fun. i bet seeing rubbish bits of england through scratched s*** covered windows for 14 hours in late december is up there with a seafood cafe sticky toffee pudding. pretty stormy down here at the moment, so hope the highlands dont offer too much in the way of extreme weather/crime/regret. keep us updated on s*** and have fun. If all else fails go for a whole day using only quotes from braveheart. (rach you'll have to guess, or copy kate shes clued up). gotta go think my windows are about to blow in. al'raah.

yo all, hope u all had a very merry christmas. Tom and i are in sheffield at the moment and heading up to the lakes districk tomoz. btw, rax and kate, if ur listening??? we hope u can make it up to glasgow and edinburgh 4 new years since some of the trains arent working in the south due to snow. miss u both heaps and hope we can c each other soon. tom and i r going to confirm our booking in the glasgow hostel, so we shall confirm it for u 2.

4 every1 back at home, but especially the ones putting stuff up on this site, i hope ur safe and enjoying the sun cause we are enjoying going sleding. (sucked in kate and rachel cause we saw snow first!!!) but we are bringing our blue sled up to glasgow, woohoo!!!

mum, dad,jax, liz,bil, manda, lisa and nana we are safe and sound in this part of the world. we r thinking of u, but possibly not wen we r hitting the piss at night. and dad, im drinking that rolling rock beer that u got in for a customer and it is wicked nice. an extra pale beer that goes down very well, i recomend u get it into the bottleo!!! also i thionk i put on a little weight since being at liz and bill's, but its been so worth it. liz and bills meals were unreal, absolutely killer. never eaten so much meat in a week, my cholesterol will b through the roof. on that note, thanku so much liz and bill 4 ur hospitality and on behalf of mum, dad, jax, i invite u to stay with us in oz.... hahahahahaahahahahaha!!!! (like i have the authority).

better go cause tom and roxy think im writing a novel!!! talk soon all!!!!

Luv Christos (litteracy king!!!) mwa mwa, huggle huggle!!!!

you have to tape that if not i'll fly home for it. i hope your christmas was good and remember to judge your family anf friends by the presents they give. miss you all heaps and i hope falls is s*** loads of fun.