Amongst the cloisters, we found a crypt and by the crypt, albeit outside, I spied a tortoiseshell moggy, which was indeed taking a dump (honestly). You can just see this occurring in the flower bed visible through the right hand window - the cat is the white speck about halfway up, in that familiar crouch position. Hence, we almost had the old "the cat crept in the crypt, crapped and crept out again" scenario. Marvellous