Hi Ellie & Kam!

Wow - what an adventure!  I loved your escapade with the monkeys...  Great piccies too.  Can't wait to see what you get up to next.  Sorry to hear about the poos   Hope normal service resumes shortly.  Take care the both of you.  Lots of love & hugs

Sam xxxxxxx

 

hello

 its been great following you travels.

a lot has happened here, i have found out i am gay, it was a bit of a shock, but dave w has been working closely with me to help get me through. some would say a little too close! but i like the feel of his fat hairy belly button against my skin.

also, some of the guys found out about my chicken fetish, aparently it was the trail of feathers and the squwarking that gave it away. i really need to start getting out more. i am running out of chickens and i am a bit worried about bird flu.

I have recently joined a singles network and we go on trips together, last week we went to butlins, bognors such a cool place. you can walk around naked with no hassle. they love the ginger candy floss there.

 all of my big pink fluffy love to you both, particularily to you kamran, since you have been away nights out in the bushes just arent the same.

 antz xx

Hello Ellie and Kamran. We're really enjoying reading all your news and looking at the photos. It all sounds very exciting. Take care from Nick, Sally, David and Paul

Hello Ox n Cheeks. Glad to see you're having a good time. I was very amused to read of your monkey intruders incident. we have a mouse somewhere in our sitting room at the moment (brought in by one of the cats I suspect) but to be honest it doesn't compare with 2 monkeys. We've got Golly and Oscar coming round tomorrow evening for nibbles (on your head) and drinks in the garden to take advantage of the current spell of warm weather which probably won't last.  Will think of you next time Im at Folk Club.  Take care both of you, with love from Soo and Co.  Arnie sends much love.

Kamran, I don't think much of the improvised mossie net !!! Must be getting desperate. And that skinny goat must have tasted bitter.Anyway, you are both looking relaxed, must be getting used to it.Doesn't it look romantic, with the setting sun and everything....what's that pyramid like mountain in the background ? Does it have a shrine at the top ?Do keep up the blog and the pics- really good fun keeping up with you.
Onwards and upwards !

 

when you get to Erinsborough and meet the neighbours crew please can you tell Rosetta to get bent, she is irritating us.

 

 

Hey you Crazy Cats,

Looks like you are having a fab time, pics are amazing!!! Is it hot there or what?? We miss you back here, had a bbq on sunday at Ladydell and kept expecting you guys to turn up! So anyway keep having fun, keep us updated, we are real proud of you!! (Ellie, neighbours was on on a bank holiday, get in! u havnt missed much yet!)

Lots of Love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wow... fab photos... just like Lady Di...  Glad to hear the adventurers are ok.  You'll be pleased to hear, the UK is where you left it, although a little sunnier.  Kelleeeee managed to get the work lot (Jim et al) out for drinkies at the 4 nuts in Chi.  Got messy as you would expect.  OOoooh and i got promoted!! Woo hoo.... they added mgr to end of title.  VIP now don't you know  :-)  Anyways that's it on the home front..  Happy Easter to you both, and stay away from the water!!

SAFETY MEL X

Easy Lamb n Ox

Hope india is good and condiment free!  Round your house for Easter day cakes. Good to here that your poo is solid, Oh yes!

Hope you are well

Safecakes

Hey travellers! So thrilled to see your pics, read your news and know you're not suffering from Delhi belly. Been boppin at Spring Harvest so not been able to get online till now. Soz. So, you made it Agra!! I stayed at the Sheela too!! Crazy to see almost identical shots to mine in Delhi and at the Taj! Did you find the tampon sign at the little kiosk in Agra??!! Restrain yourself from spending all your rupies on gorgeous textiles in Jaipur! Love you lots and look forward to the next instalment, Clairey xx

hey K+E,

             Just browzin though your pictures of Agri, good stuff!! But how come there are no funny poses? Glad to hear there are no sloppy dopps yet and long may it continue!! Also loving the write ups and looking forward to seeing the next entry. Maybe you could gross us all out by showing a pic of the toilet facilitys? Oh and any scary creepy crawlys lurking!! By the way i saw a picture of your insect bite! Nice work my friends!!!

                                                   Over and out for now!!

                                                         Clive & Flory (she is in France!!!)

 Yo yo yo, Photos looking good, excellent news about no green appple splatters as yet. Lets hope it stays that way. We have had a lovely hot easter break so far, We all went to Shoreham yesterday for a beer festival good fun!!! Not done a lot today waiting for Mark to come over and going to the beach YERRR!!! Jonny's down for the weekend, Oh Marks here will blog soon. Love u both loads and ill write again
Miss You
KT & Jon xxx xxx xxx