Hello you two! Can't belive what you have been getting up to! This web site is a really good idea! Sorry for not visiting you earlier! Looks like you are both having a really time and I hope it carries on! It's Barcelona weekend tomorrow - wish you were coming Claire! Very excited, but a bit nervous after reading Louise's message! I'll try and send you some photos - hope I won't look too stupid in them!! Anyway what do you mean I need to start getting ready an hour before - you cheeky rabble! Hope you are both ok and take care
Katherine
xx

Hi you two it looks wonderful where you are, but you are looking peaky Claire- what have I told you about eating too many grasshoppers...and Dean don't be so greedy with your maggots!!
I hope you are both well, look afteryourself. Love Mum and Dave

Hi Claire and Dean,

Glad to see everything is going well. Looks like you are having a great time out there.

I bet the beers cheap out there if it's only costing a pound a night accomodation. Have a great time you two.

Take care,

Love Ant.

Hey peoples
Great to see that you guys havent stopped any of the drinking from the looks of some your photos. Im still the same old boozer, Ive booked my trip to Beer fest in Germany so things havent changed much. Looks like your living it up in Asia, soaking up the sun and sights. Im so going to go there on my way home, hopefully Ill have enough money to relax in the sun for a couple of months.

Theres abit of mail for you guys at the mansion. It might be a gasless mansion soon, as we got our termination notice today to turn off the gas. We will pay it tomorrow...maybe.

Take Care

Hi everyone
We are now in Bangok. there isn't much to reprt at the mo, though Claire will certainly try. Our postcards for the next few weeks will in the same section as our other Thailand postcards. Claire has been a little unwell during the past week, so as soon as we have a full recovery we will be reporting from the North of Thailand. In the meantime we will be having lots of Thai massage and pad Thai (noodles).

Hi you two, looks like you are having an amazing time- am most jealous and it is motivating me to get on an organise my south america travels! Not long now til we all head off to Barcelona on Katherine's hen weekend- shame you can't make it Claire but wondered if you wanted to email a message to take with us or any embarassing stories you have of katherine as I know you have a flair for that kind of thing (remember the birthday books!). Have a few surprises in store but can't say more than that in case katherine discovers the net and logs on! Things are all well in Nottingham but no where near as exciting as your travels!
Keep in touch, Louise xxx

Thankyou again for everyone's most recent messages. In response;
Paul; you have me sussed, secretly I am loving the seediness of certain resorts in Thailand and i am trying extra hard to supress my secret desires
Marie; granted, feeding monkeys might be a bit dodgy and sometimes a slight rabies risk, but I don't know what you're thinking we may be doing with them to contract HIV; sharing needles, orgies?!
Claude; the food here is amazing and certainly not junk, but if I put a few pounds on it is nothing I can't shed back in England where the food is s*** and the beer is overtaxed. Good luck with your exams, make the most of your summer and the liberation of finishing school

Otherwise, a big hello to anyone not mentioned, and I will look forward to boring you all to tears when I get back to England

Adios

Dean

Hi to you both. This is the first time I've looked through your website. It's good to see all the cool places your visiting. I have to say Dean, glancing at your most recent photos your looking quite the porker. Too much bear and junk food. STOP IT! Eat salad. I on the other hand am looking quite drained. Livin' it upin magical Burnley, Running around for my GCSEs. I finish this week and then my exams start. I'll post again sometime. Toodles.

Hehe, the only downside of this kind of message board thing is that Mum's worry is now interactive. Let's "Worry with mother"...

Click the red button to go interactive...

Hope you're well.

Hello claire and dean, it looks like your having a really good time and the places where your going to look out of this world,you lucky b*****s. Take care and I hope you enjoy every bit of your experience. Keep safe, luv summ x

Hello you two
Well Dean you laughed at my fears about Thai Police who are paid to arrest anyone with drugs on them even if they plant them ( which does happen) - well worry no more!!!!!!! - I am more worried about Giant scorpions that look like lobsters (sorrry but you will never live that one down) But it scares me !!! A guide who drinks stronger drinks than you two and then a wonderful picture of my one and only daughter feeding rabid monkeys (could be) OR worse BUT they are known to be HIV Positive DAMN Monkeys- Please Pleease keep them at arms length!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Know Dean is laughing now but it is true so please Please stay away from them!! Sheff was more concerned about you going in the water - I thought Sharks etc but DaVE SAYS you should look out for crocs too!!
I know you are probably having a lovely time but I will be glad to hear about you back in a town/city - with no giant spiders following your every move BUT at least they are not life threatning!!!! Love to both of you - Mum (Marie And Dave)

too late dean, I saw the message. I just put it down to one too many or too much sun, or perhaps the lobster on your towel (oop's sorry the scorpio). Hope you are both well, anyway where are my silk cusion covers? Love to you both x, Mum Angelino.