Tony Says. Again Miranda I met Miranda in my first year at Massey University. That was an amazing (!CENSORED!) years ago making us both (!!EVEN MORE CENSORED!!) years old. I used to sleep underneath her. She had the room above me in the hostel. After several years at Massey including comedy stage shows, dancing, DJ ing, and partying we went our separate ways but always staying in contact. Much like when something sticks to your shoe when you are out walking. ...

Tony Says… Debra. When I first saw her in my work's reception I immediately thought "Fwrroargh! What a babe!" and was so overcome with lust it took another day to get the courage to actually talk to her. Interestingly Debra's first thought was "Nice boots." A long distance romance ensued with us flying up and down the country and helping Telecom to record profits with constant phone calls. Four months after our first date we were engaged and nine months af...

Back story - Tony DeLorenzo - the Italian Stallion. We are long time friends and have been planning this trip since the end of 2011. I met Tony DeLorenzo in 1986. Kairanga Court Hostel, Massey University, Palmerston North. My room was upstairs, his directly underneath. We became good friends. I think because we are quite similar but different. For example, he's a boy and much hairer than me. We like to think that we are funny. For being funny, out of 10,...

Five weeks. Main stop SPAIN! Debra - she'll need SPACE. Tony - he'll need his physical needs satisified. (Food, Water, Sleep) Sally - she'll need to seize the day. Me - I'll need to be interested. Interesting huh? x Miranda PS Tony's "physical needs" will be ignored at the peril of the group. PPS - Paula - personality expert - did the analyse of what she thought each of us might need to keep sane over the five weeks. She is very interesting... PPPS - ...

We are leaving on a jet plane on Saturday 31 August. First stop Auckland. Then Shanghai. Excited YES. However, I can't play hockey that day. Boo. Our game is at 3pm in Porirua and I have to be at the airport at 5.30pm. I'm a Hotstixxx. Play for Harbour City Hockey Club. Inner. The Hotsitxxx team is the best team, eva. The Social team. We can eat a pint and chug a pie - whilst dribbling with ball/s. Yeah. My last game was on Saturday night. Most of the ...