Tan....just saying leaches is makin me wana gip! ugh! where im thinkin ofgoin, the only pests around will be the local men!hahaa! well i suppose we can chat about when ud like to go away when ur home, but remember, I havnt been travellin thus im the most girly girl u no, so take that on board when ur gettin all cocky movin the cockroaches while im screamin like a banshee! cant wait, itl b ace! startin my new job next week, im v excited!goin to london trainin,shud b funny!not much goss from this end,not been out loads,um,its cold, and thats it best thing about preston at the mo is watching celeb big bro!me an marv are addicted,saddos! he he! anyway, thanks for the messages, keep it up! miss u loads cant wait to see u!!! kez xx

ps- im losing my voice!! x

Ha..........you should of seen tanya h almost naked in the sea was so funny trying to keep her pants up didnt even know her boobs had fell out!!!! my boobs didnt come out, ha i would of knocked the poor child out who was next to me.
Kerry.....when you thinking of going on this girly hol? so we wouldnt be going for a walk in the rainforest with the leaches?????
Heather..... Happy birthday for monday have a great day.
Darling brother... why have i not had the email you said you'd send???i did like the lost thing i sent it on to james he liked it as well is Tori now your girlfriend, heather said your all going for a meal for her birthday?
Al... detox going well now been 15hours and no drink!!!
Everyone else i expect emails from!!!!!xx

hey max!!!! im ok, honestly. have been pretty ill lately but its nothing for you to worry about! alot better than i was! and as for the surfing! haaaaa! enjoyed it so much, but did get caufght in a big wave-i flew over and the board flew up into the air, hit me on the head under water-then the current dragged me under water (as obviously the board is attached to you-round the ankle). so you can imagine!! ha ha. but the fish hook is working wonders darlin-thankyou!! if i didnt have that, im thinking the surfing experience could have been far worse. but you know-going surfing again in the morning, nice and early!! in a bikini?! probs not a good idea. was in the water the other day, were all trying to swim against the waves (which is so hard, but funny!!), and my bikini bottoms came preetty most-OFF!-and both my boobs popping out each side of my bikini!! haaaaaa. not so funny for the guy that was in the water with his son trying to have a nice family day out!! so how are you pumpkin?! you and al still fighting off the gays, prostitutes and god knows what else??!! ha!!!!! can just imagine it, which just makes me laugh more. prostitutes practically busting into your room and you both screaming at them to- GET OOOOOOOOOOUT!!!! haaaaaaa!! but i know, both me and tan are missing our time in sydney. how dare you go to asia and leave us!! what was you thinking?! SELFISH!! so come on guys, you need to fill us in on the manchester flights you are looking into. me and tan are still proceeding to mett all our deadlines....catching buses, ferries, accommodation etc-now you guys arent here to distract us!! both take care for now and we miss you both very much-silly sausages. al, your a switch head-and max, punch yourself!! love ya's. tan 2- howson. (2!!!!! whats that all about!!!!) x x x

Hey T's
hope you're alllllllllllll riiiiiiiiiight! T 2 seems to feel not very comfortable right. What's about your stomach. Hope you fast to go on partying and surfing. The imagination of you surfing always makes me laugh!-Sorry but I don't know why. Must the silly picture of a cheeky sausage on a surfboard. Whould be nice to hear how you are.(little worried) Do I have do play just the violine or is it serious? I'm also worried wether the fishhook is working! :-)
Miss you guys.We thinking a lot about our time in Sydney cause Singapure can be quite similar. exapt of the humidity (90% today).
The next days we're gonna make a short trip to Malaysia.
Greeting from south east Asia to down under!!!!
LOVE Max

Hiya...Tan H..The girly hol is still in the ideas stage but im thinkin sumwhere real hot an a little bit crazy! aneesas up for it, an anyone else is welcome!!what u rek? an me an marv r goin mexico, areeba areeeeba! i just wana make sure we have enuf to do at night, i need loadsa entertaining u see! think we might go later in the year tho,hav sumet to look forward to wen it gets colder! as if uv been in "the bush"..ur brave rnt u, ur damn right id of had a fit if id seen leaches, infact, just knowing they wer ther wud have made me scream like a fool!he he! i saw a spider in the car the other day wen marv was drivin....so i dealt with it by screaming hysterically and tryin to jump into the back seat..marv went MAD! haha,coz i cudnt say "spider" or tell him what was wrong, so he panicked an was shouting"what?what?" hahaha, i gt a right rollicking! leaches..brrrrr,id have no chance! u two take care, hope to hear from u soon u my little trekkers! love ya! xxx

Hey hun hope you havin a fantastic time, nothing really changed with me, we missin you lots. Hope your christmas was good. Any way don't really know wat to write so take care both of you, and will email you again soon. lots of love and hugs Lauren x x x x x

hey guys and gals!! aneeeeeeeeesaaaaaaa!!! i miss you lots! so glad to hear that you are ok. we've not been able to acces a computer the past couple od days, cos we've been in.........the outback!! ha ha! the bush!! but no really. me and tan went walking thriough a rainforrest the other day, and was under attack from LEECHES!!! kerry, all i could think was-imagine if kerry was here right now. cos i was freeeeeaking out, but you would have freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked out. ha. it was nasty.
so what else have you two been doing, ande whats this girly holiday? when you thinking of going? kerry, cancun is amazing! you have to go. the night life is great! great club called coco bongos! ha. just how it sounds like off the mask. beaches are white sand and turquoise waters. its got everything basically. so you like the swedish guy then?? haaaaaaa the guy wwas craaaaazy, but you know us- he was just really amusing!! just how much crap was the guy talking to you. wish you could have seen him whilst he was mailing you. best go anyway as no tim e left. all tc for now, love ya and miss ya, tanya x x x

er..................about the three times over, oops!!! im sorry, my computer just had a fit and before i knew it it sent the same thing thrice (ha). not like it was riveting to begin with!! everyone must think iv got seeeeeerious issues......like 'OK WE GET IT!!!!' well apologies to everyone whose eyes hurt. anyway how do? any different from yest? not that i know what you were like yst coz uv gone all mute all of a sudden, me no like! to be fair iv got nothing exciting to divulge so i can understand why uv not replied, shunned into silence. well gotta luv ya and leave ya......just the once this time ha mwah x x x x

Come on you two, dont go all quiet on us...get on msn again if u can, was ace having areal convo with u!! oh....and to aneesas epic that she decided to post THREE times...Is she joking!!! xx

Hey Tan,hope the worlds treatin you well.i keep on wishin id ov managed 2come down n sin u b4 u got off,hada car problem tho :( always think about u on your travels.Dont really know wat else to say.Oh yeh n if Hibbert sees this post send me an e-mail lad avnt spoke 2u in time.All the best for the new year Tan,have a safe journey n make sure u raise a glass to me in some obscure corner of the world,take care chicken.

Your old friend Gaz ;)

Hey Tanya H! Hope you're ok and having a fantastic time. All is well here in sunny preston. Frank and Sharon have officially gone! We have a relif manager called neil here who's a nice guy. I have a meeting with Mike Reeve tomorrow to see what I have to do to to become the manager. It's all very exciting!! New Year was a great laugh. we just wore our going out clothes instead of uniforms, made lot of tips and got loads of drinks bought. Everone is always asking about you and Charlie sends his love and a big kiss!! Nothing happening on the bloke front (apart from mick but thats nothing new!!!) So where are you now? Have loads of fun and don't do anything I wouldn't. (That leaves a lot doesn't it!! lol)