Monday 2nd March Well well not long to go now before i return home to what sounds like demolition central at number 16 - for those of you who know what a long road its been to getting the old kitchen redone at home i am sure you will all be suitably impressed to hear that the ball is rolling...though no doubt its on a pretty lousy incline so will be rolling exceptionally slowly! (Im gonna get a smacked arse when i get back now aren´t i mum?!) It sounds like po...

01/02 I am currently writing from a very intimidating Bolivia...one where we tourists are the target of an apparently rather amusing Mardi Gras tradition of ´drive-by water bomb the gringo´. After being slammed in the back by one yesterday and then hit in the neck also by one thrown from a passing car and having been left with a red mark because of the force of it i am not too keen on the Bolivian´s, particuarly on the parents of, usually, the little brats w...

Tuesday 27thHola chicos! all is well this side of the equator although it appears that i left my constitution down at sea level a couple of weeks back when we first came up to altitude...and consequently my stomach has been playing silly b*****s with me ever since. On the plus side it is helping me to shift the weight i was determined to lose after New Zealand due to the fact that my stomach appears to have shrunk some, on the down side my whole group plus other...

11/01 Hola, buenas dias/tardes/noches.....whatever the time may be with you all. Que tal?! Well here i am.....starting the last leg of this mammoth journey, or at least what felt like a mammoth journey when i first set out. I only have a couple of months left now, and cannot believe where the last (nearly) 7 have gone. I nearly didn´t get here to the s. of am. though what with the SCENARIO (i dont think i had ever experienced the true sense of the word before...

I haven't (yet) dropped off the face of the planet but was merely kidnapped by ma & pa in their campervan for two weeks. What a SCENARIO! They are now in the air, en route to Honk Kong, and i am free to fill yous all in on the FANTASTIC chaotic SCENARIO which has been living in a confined space with ma & pops.....aka. M 'B.O.N' (Bag Of Nerves) and Lumberjack P. Also featuring in this tale of toilet horror, navigational dramas and around-every-corner DANGE...