Hi all, you will be pleased to hear that we have hung up our helmets (Not like that, paiiin) and our spandex(excluding sat eves) for a more languid lifestyle here in sunny melbourne. just been given the go ahead to move into the penthouse, willit? Check it out, 23rd floor, panoramic views towards the city and the beach, swimming pool, gym, tennis court, and some little gay greek guy called concierge... 24/7! can not f***ing wait. you can view these BRAND NEW apartments at southbankrentals.com. Melbourne towers, flat 230. Oh, our address now, 230, melbourne towers, city road, melbourne, aus 3051. awesome place by the way. loving it here.will post new pics soon. love to you all, apart from player hater mikey mike, jealousy of the cycling get up my friend will get you no-where (for cheap/stylish spandex visit www.rickyandconciergelungeingtogether.com.au)... '...i'm not gonna call ahead, so...'

This one goes out to Big Al, "...Remedies is [not] what I was lookin for, lookin for."
This one goes out to you mentalists, "...They wake up in the morning, pump up their tyres, bite to eat and thy're rollin, never changing their pants, the banter ends, the banter begins."
This one goes out the fresh prince of Pen Air, "...You crash into me, I come into you, I come into you [again] in a boys dream [not like that]"
This one goes out Skazz from Abi, "...The space between, your bed and mine, is a space filled with three continents, these fickle, fuddled, mobile phones confuse me, like willit rain today, [well, Wales so...]
Thought we'd just freestyle lyric it for the crew, livin la vida Australasia, signing out 2000+4

Hello boys, how tricks in the outback? Think my message got me a fair bit of trouble last time so I think il be taming it for the public eye this time, however, did meet Abi`s sister the other day, which in turn terrified Abi into a state of distress as you can imagine and amused Owen and I for days! Bout the whole cycling thing, not to sure, now I know that John you were packing heat and Ric, well your a twig but do you really think that this is the way to go about it? and the Lycra, well I feel that this is not doing you any favours, especially posting photos of the state of it on this site, you do realise that you will have to return to face everybody dont you!? Anyway some of us have to get back to some real work?/drinking so keep in touch and watch out for those bum fucing aborigines that Ric was so keen to meet, iv hear that they dont play friendly. x

yo b****es howz it goin hope the monsoon season hasnt hit you yet.like the photos your proper tourists now.life in cornwall is great more free parts than even i can cope with running out of steam and its not even christmas yet but ill suck it up and carry on.sitting in college at the mo should be workin but couldnt resist aving a look at your site.speak soon tom

Hello my children, how is the south. i am about to start an epic battle against time to complete an entire university-pending project in 36 hours.. tops. all night all day all night. ace. so i thought id start my research by seeing if anyone had left anything on the messageboard. when i saw no-one had, i thought i might indulge. dont know what to write, but ill freestyle it. and the queen says, is it a bla.. hiya. so melbourne is the way forward is it? hope the work opportunities come thick and fast. just do your own cv which just says 'castaways, so..'

think i might tell you a bit about my day as im stuggling for material already, woke up, went back to my house for a cup of tea, got a pats baguette, went science museum for research, didnt get much but got to go in a room of mirrors, so.. might get one built over an acre. thought wed try running through it but wouldnt advise it, f***s your s*** right up. then lost at tiger, went to work and just got back. there you go, a day in the life. if your still awake see you in about 6 months.

Nash don't worry mate. Don't care, didn't want her, NEXT. Ah? Oh hang on other people can see this can't they!! Will it?
Me and Trois are going stronger than ever, but if she does decide to stray while I'm away, the fact it was you she fell for couldn't make me happier. I'd bloody love 'er to be widowed.

Some say the blacker the better, the sweeter the juice,
I say the darker the flesh, then the deeper the roots...ah?
I thought in times of need, and despair, at the other side of the world, you could use some wisdom, so Tupac was the obvious answer.
The pics look, good, the wilderness, the beaches the sluts
My favorite picture has to be the 3 of you in spandex. You like a s*** boy band that just got sponsored by Raleigh.
Skazz, just to let you know, nothing is going on between the Nashman and the Abi, I dont know if my light hearted joke got taken the wrong way [no pun intended].
Over and Out, Nash.

hello you mentalists, about the spandex debate, if you all buy some cucumbers it could all work out. if not, do what id do and cycle in jeans. anyway, sheepland is cold, which is just as well as 28 degrees would piss me right off. ahem. the diss is virtually finished but my assignments are queuing up like im an easy lay. mikey mike and i just took a romantic break back to the motherland but it was ruined by abi. she came along 'for the ride'. sure, sure.. it was brilliant watching 'the fresh prince of penair' and abis sister though, not that I would, cos you wouldnt, i mean, but.. everything i imagine.. im not imagining any of it, but i do know what sort of,im just.. Ah? okeey, its good to know that those schoolgirls arent being molested by three deliriously sunburnt lycra-wearing lance armstrong wannabees who are no doubt sweeping their way through school grounds and laughing at little wheelchair bound unfortunates. because theres nothing funny about them, so.. you just have to bear in mind there is the emotion as good in business syndrome, sure, notwithstanding the, cruel-to-be-kind-scenario, and, so.. you dont want it, no. im just gunna...

sup. i will hear nothing said about the spandex, it's sooooo hot, god the guys look so good.... uh? having a classic time. taking a break in lovely Byron bay this week, Schoolies week as luck would have it. it's like spring break, totty everywhere! i hear the big man is here on jan 10th. look forward to it bro. pab, did you get my bike? owen, another classic message please! mikey mike, if you get a break from rinsing your way through all the catholic girl schools, post us a message! Owen and mike, inform Gordon of this site. would love you hear from the skin 'ed mental b******. as for my shoes, i have 1 pair with me... it doesn't seem quite right. still getting on with the guys by the way... quite something when you live with these two goons 24/7. anyways, off to play golf for the day. 28 degs and clear today. gutted. love to you all, big j

UMMMM Spandex! Guys this is more like it, countryside and culture a real travellers tale. Good to see more pics of u guys and gotta say, knowin u guys like i do, u look f***in Exhausted! wheres the luggage? JB goes nowhere without at least 3 bags and didnt JM charter a plane for his shoes?! I guess there'll be some sharply dressed roos out there. The boards gettin pretty full boys news of your quest spreads! What are you lookin for by the way?

No way...you're actually cycling! So thought you guys would do a few miles and then get bored/tired/drunk and not go any further! Very impressed dudes. Pics are cool and funny as usual - skazz...those comments - its almost like talking to u! Tres funny! Off to twickers on sat 2 c Eng v Aus - I expect you guys to be the eng reps over there. Should be a good one. Anyway dudes, take care and watch out for that evil heat exhaustion (i personally think u should be more wary of scary old people in camp sites!!!). Have fun lol holls x
ps... i'm lovin the spandex! ;)

Hey guys, Jiz have to say i'm lovin the legs, betcha getting all the ozzie tottie with a tan like that. Hope the cycling goin well, have to say tho, your photies don't do justice to the amount of hills you repeatedly harp on about! And by the way if you bring those strechy, spangly, tiny, little cycling shorts back to the uk, i recon you guys might be looking for some new buddies! love ya tons, Kel x x x