Firstly, I'll have you all know I'm quite a catch. Seriously! I went to Falmouth, and came quite well educated, even though Paul also went there, so some do clearly slip through the net. Should have been a Rynner. Sammy, great to hear from you ya fluffy little bender. And Abs... it's over!

No offence to Sam, but dont tar us all with the same brush! Sure it is pretty s*** but Penryn School never did me any harm, although you could argue that point as I am going out with Skazz, but I can spell fine!

Just read spams message, Never been so proud of my fal school education!

helloski how's life with the dingo's and kangererererereroooo's. John who's this gril that said that she's pregnant that could be quit funny daddy john. have you met tom the fat boy gayz when ara you coming back for a smoke. how's johnny skazz hope skazz's witty remark's have'nt got you in to to much truble but probibly not because the aussie's are to slow right better get back to work dc just come back oh s*** sorry if i can't spell but i did go to penryn school see you spoon spam

John, Sheila is pregnant with twins. The chances are a dingo will eat one of them. So you need to call her mate, because she is scared.

Stich up.

Tim and Gareth's ideas for 'tsunami relief': 1) laughter is the best form of medicine so rather than tents and food bring them ricky and steve. 2) why bring them blankets when a) its quite f***in hot out there, and b) everywheres flooded. 3) Busted have split up, so.. 4) Get over it last year we had Boscatle, and you didnt hear us going "ooh, clear our world debt, etc.." 5) Them having no fishing boats shouldnt be a problem as walkin the dog gets you a wheelbarrow full. 6) Hold a giant beach party to taunt the sea. 7) House prices have gone under, as well as the actual 'houses'. 8) Asia is over populated in all farness (nash) 9) Is Phuket actually pronounced Fook-it? 10) They say any publicity is good publicity 11) Thoughts for the future: move inland 12) do you reckon terrorism is indonesia will stop out of respect or will they go, brilliant, between us and nature they are goin down 13) NONE OF THE ABOVE ARE ANY BELIEFS FROM THE AUTHORS, OR ACTUALLY, ANY IDEAS FOR RELIEF, BUT.. YOU KNOW

Hi guys, hope alls good, and you had a fab christmas and new year (can't wait to see the photies). Where are you @ now? -Still in Melborne? must be a really good place if your planning to hang round awhile. Are you looking forward to seeing the Gaze? Poor chap's all on his lonesome- and apparently you lot are good company! Not much goin on up here, will let you know when any goss comes my way, anyhow, have fun, keep living the dream, rock on, and other such nuances, lots a lovin Kapow x x x

yo! yo! all
just woke up to my first morning in thailand, i'm staying in a good hotel with a pool(not that i'm going to use it). all is good and am looking forward to arriving in melbourne in a few days.
see yall soon

bruce

Hey dudes, hope you have a wicked christmas! lol Hollsx

to the man in the worlds smallest tent.
hows it going all just to say i've got my visa and will be flying into melbourne on around the 20th of jan. so i'll be seeing yall soon. don't die before i get there!

YO YO YO Wassup homes! no new pics..... probably a good thing you ugly f***s. Only jokin the reno loves ya. Not u skazz.