Saturday night we arrived around 8ish. We were in an amazing oasis in the middle of a desert. We went for a wonder to get something to eat and ending up having a beer. Only one though because we didn't want to f*** ourselves over for cash and next week we would be in Lima for knates birthday. Ten minutes later we were signed up for the s*** face tour of a winery. A tour full of free wine and pisco, I don't no how this happened we had to rush back to the hostel to get cash n quickly get ready. There was just enough time for another quick one before the tour started. The bus was a nightmare some fat munter took to the mic signing terrible songs and pretending to act crazy, we would have the last laugh.

When we got there the first drink was free wine it was nice and really sweet. The guy had no problem giving you as much as you want. We was serving it in a shot glass using a funky piece of bamboo to scup it out the barrel. Then it was on to the pisco a grape based spirt, you had to neck it and if you left any drops you had to do another. We had a few leaving drops on purpose of cause. Knate got let loose with the bamboo and the drinks got flowing. The girl on the mic how was meant to be crazy had a shot and looked like she wanted to cry, me and Knate spent the rest of evening singing cry me a river in her face.

We moved on to the club next door and more free drinks and I forget the rest of the evening.

Morning came feeling lifeless we were going in a dune buggy and sand boarding. We went to the hotel next door ten soles got us access to the pool and made us feel fresh. They were filming a talk show thing by the pool we watched that then it was time to bounce.

The buggy was sick, the guy raced around s***ting everyone up it was so much fun. I didn't have any sunglasses so couldn't see f*** all. He dropped us off at the top of the hill and it was time to go. First hill and everyone went down on the stomach, this was sick you got to fly down the hill. The second hill I had a go at standing but was s*** I couldn't stay on my feet and got to speed at all.

We only had a few goes and I didn't want to waste mine so I spent the rest of them flying down on my stomach getting some real pace. We stopped for a desert sunset which was amazing this was by far the most beautiful desert we had been in. The whole tour was amazing I could have spent the whole day flying down the sand.

The next day we were back at the hotel chilling and enjoying the pool. For sunset we decided to clump up a massive sand dune. It was intense it took around half an hour and completely ruined me it was seriously hard work the sunset was good and we got sick pictures of the oasis. Me meet a guy from Miami tried to pick his brains but he didn't have much to say. We told us it would be around 50 dollars for the basketball but we checked and that was b******s.

The following day we were leaving we spent the day at the pool watched the amazing Chelsea make it to the final against all odds oh and villa conceded two goals in a minute to loose at home to Bolton good one.