"I may be a b******, but I'm not a f***ing b******" From Dusk Till Dawn "I woke up in some Japanese family's Rec Room, and they would not... stop... screaming" Anchorman Sometimes you don't learn the error of your ways until it's too late. And some words when spoken can't be taken back. Leaving Do Time. I should probably mention why. I was always going to be returning home sometime around now for my brother's wedding in August. As things h...

"You can be my wingman anytime""Bulls*** - you can be mine"Top GunI've just been re-reading the entry I posted earlier. It's a regular thing I do - I don't notice typos as I'm writing so I need to give it a few hours. I think there's a reason for this, which has something to do with rereading something you've only just written being replaced in your mind by the version that was in your head at the time. But that really isn't the point....

"Where are all the good men dead? In the heart, or in the head?"Gross Point Blank"If you can't spot the sucker at the table in thirty seconds flat..... You are the sucker"RoundersReports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.I won't even start with my usual apology for Travelpod Tardiness - when you start to get e-mails from close friends asking if you're dead, you know a simple 'I'm sorry' probably won't cut it.The truth is, we pa...