OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP.

So we have a theory. You know those horseburgers we had yesterday? We've been food poisoned. MY WHOLE FAMILY IS VOMITING. All night and all day, vomit vomit vomit. Ugh! It's horrible. As soon as we were out of one hotel we drive to the next, and vomited there. We just slept and watched tv all day, trying to recover.

B y e... Roman