Funkin to see my bro Isaac, he is one real musical mother. He plays that beeeeuatiful swirlin hammond vibe throughout that jazz collusion. He is one big perfectly formed flailin windbreaker ! Now when I say winbreaker I ain't talkin about no back-face breath y'understand. No my brothers and sisters there ain't no methane comin out o'this mother. When this cat pumps that hammond and harpoons that PA he's like a soul spittin banshee.
Git down y'mothers and gimme some of that boys medication................

Hi New Orleans looks goodfolks. Isaac Hayes? I know your inner black child is staring to come out at last, well done. The school team were photographed for Evening Mail yesterday (Mon). Sorry your 'team' lost again - surely it gets boring after a while?..You need to start supporting real football mate, stop messin' around. As for not being able to touch your goals? Er, like: WHAT.EVER! Have a good week. Stay down, stay black. stay out the crack house. Arsenal forever hoes xxx.

Hi New Orleans looks goodfolks. Isaac Hayes? I know your inner black child is staring to come out at last, well done. The school team were photographed for Evening Mail yesterday (Mon). Sorry your 'team' lost again - surely it gets boring after a while?..You need to start supporting real football mate, stop messin' around. As for not being able to touch your goals? Er, like: WHAT.EVER! Have a good week. Stay down, stay black. stay out the crack house. Arsenal forever hoes xxx.

Hello to the happy couple and CONGRATULATIONS! Just had a browse through the photos and I think I shed a tear, anything remotely to do with weddings just gets me going...don't know what I'll be like on my big day, probably a blubbering wreck! Me and Si have moved into our house, but we've not really put our stamp on it yet as everything is in different rooms, so much so it takes me about two hours to get ready in a morning because each piece of clothing is in a different room and all furniture is on order so we might have it right by December! But it's ours and it's great! Anyway Congratulations again Mr and Mrs and enjoy the rest of the world! Take care, Deb and Si xxx

Aloha from Maui. Having a fantastic honeymoon (yes we did join you in the smug marrieds group). Also have become baseball fans after a victorious win for the Giants in San Fran.
Looking abit like lobsters from the sun and becoming partial to a Del boy coctail or two. Typical brits on their hols!!!!.
Photos are great especially niagra. Enjoy guys and keep in touch. Love Mr and Mrs G. xxx

wahey,welcome to the smug married club!! many congratulations , it sounds as though you all had an amazing time.photos are ab.fab. We look forward to celebrating with you later on.
As you may have heard we think we've found e new house and fingers crossed we will be moving in a couple of weeks, but as they say it ain't over till the fat bird sings.
Spartacus is growing bigger by the day, i'll be 20 weeks this weekend and we're having another scan next week.
The photos are amazing, was very impressed with the nobble. Thank you very much for the statue, it is really lovely ( though i did have to place it so a certain cow was hidden from view!!)love you both loads, speak to you soon********

Dear Mr and Mrs Hall I love you very muchxxxxx Andrew.Are you having a nice time? Ben. We all miss you and all the teachers miss you Love Bethany. Will you come back for a few days?xxxx Usman. Hope you have a nice holiday Danielle.

The photos are wonderful we wish we were with you. Some Pandas have been away with school, Andrew is going to Bellheath with Sandra. They often ask about you especially Andrew. Enjoy yourselves Pat Sandra and Pandas

Hi guys, have just checked out all the new photos and they look great!!!!!!! Am so Jealous that you aoff aroubd the world without a care or worry!!!!!!! Just had Bank-holiday weekend and had our girst BBQ since being back - far too much beer and wine, finished at 7am the next day - oh dear felt like old times! Joe is ao nervous about the match tonight - god knows what he will do if Liverpool lose!

Well take care and can't wait for more stories!

ALY

Hello everyone, fab messages...
Crocs and Eagles, keep working hard and do exactly what the teacher tells you. Tell the pandas to write!!!
Lauren and Daisy - no, we didnt see your uncle, but we r off to Vancouver next week so we'll try again!
Akili - as if you or anyone can touch my goalscoring record, save yourself the bother!!! Stay street ho.
Pauline - I was wearing trainers of course. Tell that baby machine McGrath to write in.
59ers - Villa will still finish above Blues, and WBA will nw\ext season (just for u Sam!)
Dad - cheers!!! Stew not too devastated, he expected relagation and he likes baseball now.

Pictures look great!! I'm very happy to arrange our first wedding for fellow brummie Villa fans!! If any Bluenoses enquire I shall send them to the Bronx!

hello r and s sorry about forest . nice weekend at caravan nan and grandad loved ny video(1 hour long) i think there might of been a tear or two .if that bloke is still looking for the chop house there is an imfo centre in times square.if he is dead thru starvation rest in peace.by the way are you ok.

Well that was a fairly well informed guess from Mr Football !