Just got latest update, are you having a nice evening boys?

Have been to your dads for Sunday lunch and took his birthday presents round. He is going senile and has put on 13 stones , his teeth have fallen out and the police are trying to get him sectioned . He insisted on taking me down to the cellar to show me where the bodies are buried . Alison and Andrew are still chained up in the loft space which was good because it meant we had enough food for a change. I don't want to worry you while you are having a good time though so I shot him . Keep posting the photos we have enjoyed them but whos that chap with you?
XXXXX Baz , Jools , Max

well things have obviously changed since we were there - as it only cost ten quid for the night (i think we negotiated this). Love your photos - i pissed myself at the englands rose one!! Can you call the next set charlotte and gavin please? i do like the names you have chosen - all fine and upstanding pillors of the showbis community, particularly sue pollard and yvette feilding. it is friday afternoon - i am at work and i cannot wait to go home. weather is fab today although is supposed to piss it down at the weekend alas! mum and dad have gone to see wee sprog today - am jeolous! paul sent a photo through to my phone and she looks gorgeous and v healthy. still no name at time of going to press, but they did take a week to decide last time!! hope alls well xxx

kaf, we're obviously not as posh as you and dom cos we didn't stay at that posh hotel - we were just lowly 'day guests' (4 quid each). we were staying at the doss hole next door (which costs 1 quid each for the night). but yes, it is an v amazing posh hotel and it is a bit of a coincidence that we ended up at the same place. i was fuming when the hotel charged me 60p for one chappatti though!!

OMIGOD!!!!! ive just looked at your photos of uduipa - and the hotel you are staying with the posh pool is only the bloomin one me and dom stayed at - do you rememember me raving about it cos it was so cheap - i also have picture of us in the roof top pool. what a coincidence! udiapur is fab isnt it - really liked it there and also watched occtop**** several times. bye for now maties xxx ps i dont fly to thailand till 28 april now so can catch up with you on 27th

Ta for update and for all the photos. Pleased you like Udipur. Photos are brill. Great to see you aand the sights. Havent had time to view all photos properly yet so will be back on tomorrow. Like your posh hotel. We could do with some of that. Do they do package hols? The cricket scene looked good. Bye for now.

Hi James nd Mark. Exciting news. Baby girl born to Karen and Paul this morning at 11.10 am. They are all well and delighted. They arrived at the hospital at 9.10 and baby born 2 hours later. It was a water birth at Maldon hospital and very straightforward. Baby weighs 7 lbs 11 oz and is feeding well already. Sophie went to the hospital with them and then Karens parents collected her from there. Paul is bringing her back to the hospital this afternoon. Karen can go home today or tomorrow - not decided yet. Anyhow will be in touch again soon. hope all is going well for you. Love Mum and Dad xx

Spring may have sprung in Nottingham but it's pi$$in it down here! But Mum want's you to know that apart from Shoopin trolleys left lying around, maniac drivers, litter n horses loose on the estate it is quite nice down here. Keith Harper suggests Mum should look for a job as: sheep hearder or shearer, goat milker or Taffy baiter!! as they are well paid jobs!!! At the moment she makes do with decorating & shopping at next!!!.
Love to you both MnPnPP XXXX

Greetings from the nook. Not a lot to say as have sent email today already. Spring has sprung which is good news although it has turned somewhat damp this afternoon. Bit daft sending this really but felt like putting something on the message board. Kathy went to the casino last night then went to a bar then went to another bar nad then had some chips and then went home to Katy's. Katy's kittens are hyper. Mick and I may be going down to stay in chelmsford for a night when baby is born to babysit or soapy sit. Bye for now . Will be in touch soon.lol xx

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I forgot all about your blog until mom reminded me. I guess its the Alzheimers kicking in. I was worried when I read that a gang of thugees attacked a woman during Holi, sprayed her with petrol and threw her on a bonfire. I thought it might be you in drag. Phew, thank Gnesh youre ok. I put the wooden bird up in the bathroom but it fell down and its wings fell off. I can fix it though, I just need some cat gut. Can you bring a tabby back with you? Its Spring here at last so Im going to seed...erm going to buy seeds. Love U, Dad with chainsaw X

Hola guys! Your website is cool. T 4 updates. Really good to know where you are etc. Sounds cool. Wanna do India! James best time to phone on my b'day would be anytime between 9 and 10.30 am our time. We are planning to go out about 11.00. Dont worry if its too much hassle trying to call. Your plans for onward journey from Heathrow sound good - will talk about it when you phone. We can take you down to Chelmsford at the weekend if fat dad etc are receiving guests! LOL

Why doesn't it do paragrpahs?