Hey peeps...the losing feeling is not a good feeling! We lost at the weekend, i have broke my car and there was no twinny antics...my life is in turmiol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need to tell you about the game (and i still find it a little difficult to talk about...gulp) But basically my car is dead in Audi...broke down on me the other day on the motorway...apparently it needs a new clutch! And i have to pay for it as they are saying it is 'driver error'...driver error!!!...do they not know that i am a good driver!? God damn them!

Nic i vaguely remember having inbox chat with you sat night but had to check my messages to confirm...ha! i was pretty wasted!

Had to go out with 'other friends' on sat night as twinny was on a hen do...it was awful without twinny...felt really wierd...like i was out in flat shoes or something!?

Anyway...hopefully won't have to experience that again!

How good was the mens result! Was meant to go and watch them (but had no car!)

Me and bish went out on Wednesday night to this glamour girls birthday...never seen so many beautiful people in one room at one time...well that was until i started downing doubles and couldn't see much!! About 3am bish was pretty drunk and needed to go home. I apparently tried every trick in the book to keep her there "it's only 11 o'clock" "wait till i finish my drink" (mouth round the straw, fake sipping) 20 mins later...twinny twigged and (quite rightly) tried taking me home...but you know what i'm like when i'm in that state...i'm not going...party, party party! wooooo! So bish finds somebody 'safe' to leave me with and took his number.

I finally stumble back to bish's...it's gone 5am at this point...and wonder why she doesn't want to chat as i burst in to her room turning all the lights on!??

Before i continue...let me tell you what i had to do the next day...

I had to be in Stoke at 10:30am with hair and make-up done for a photo-shoot for malik. Basically we had to cut a deal with barringtons...they would sell our calendars online at a price we wanted...as long as we did some photo's for them (twinny had to work so i had to do it on my own)

So ok back to the story...i'm back at bish's crashing about!...until i'm finally told to pipe down...and that was the last i remember...must have passed out!

Woke up the next morning...not sure where i am or what has happened...look at my phone 10:45am! Dear god i was meant to be in stoke 15 minutes ago!!

So i just throw anything on and get to stoke asap. I feel terrible...i look terrible...i rock up nearly 2 hours late...kirby grips still poking out of my hair from the night before, my face is all puffy and my eyes...well blood shot is an understatement! The guy from barringtons takes one look at me...to which his response is...'dear god, what has happened to you!?'

So i fling some kit on (still got the shakes) and run into the studio. To make matters worse i see Si edge and Kayleigh(who are also doing the pics), both looking very awake and pretty! Did the shoot...lord knows if they will be able to get one decent shot of me!

Not sure my plans for this week re going out (how's thursday night looking bish??)...indoor starts on wednesday, then road trip again this weekend...old loughts away then clifton away! Then heading home sunday evening and getting straight on it...0161 baby...wooooooo!

Got a busy social week next week as twinny has 3 days off...but i'll tell you about that nearer the time (and yes it involves more fancy dress!)

Good to see you two have been playing out more! Sleep whan ya dead!!!

Speak soon kids xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! new levels of insanity reached this weekend!! took down another sport footballers were the victims this time!! not long till twinnys and my names are mud with the FA also!!! more details of the exact victims will be available but its in box only info!!!

basically another bloody brilliant weekend road trip was a great laugh twinny has found and stolen jads mega mix so we were bopping the whole way round the country in the galaxy (dieters dads car!!!) you would have been very proud on the sat night when we went to an italian and said no to the red wine ....oh god perhaps thats why sunday was such a blow out!!! hockey was great "i love hockey" was the phrase of the weekend!!!

anyway finally got home managed to railroad kate into attending the 0161 for a civilised drink or 2 kate ended up going home after downing a lemonade that i bought for her...i think they accidentaly put a shot in it and kate didnt realise till the last swig!! oh god doctor hendrick wasnt happy!!! nads ended up getting her leg over......kates gate that is at 3ish in ther morning god damn kates house for being so difficult to get into!!!

unashamedly promoted the calender all night basically nads and i pimped ourselves out for the sake of a coulpe of pounds and now 0161 are the proud calender sponsors well done nad for organising a sales pitch whilst on a night out!!!

hope your still having fun its great to keep up with what your doing. Till ther next night out....(god its tomorrow!!!) keep safe xxxxxx

oh twinnys ill. get well if your reading this twinny and answer your phone!!! doh sound like fran sorry for bombarding you!!!!

hey dude,sorry not logged on for a while still got no computer.Looks like yiou are havin a fantastic time brought a tearto my eye lookin at the pics, miss you loads.Thank you for bobs birthday postcard, not often u wil get a postcard from a jet setting friend halfway round the world, jack n bob are cool keepin me on my toes as usual, been on the catwalk this week with becki got roped in to parade ladies clothes for poppies9where her mum works0 that was fun i looked like my mum in leggings and cardies (lovely jubbly)jack has taken up badminton now so i have been havin a knock around with him . Anyway time to go home now jude is waitin to get rid of me, boys have been out on an adventure with rob today they all keep askin me how you are so i keep thenm updated when i can.Carry on havin lots of fun and i will be in toych soon luv ya loads catherinexxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ha...good brief twinny! Basically...there have been 2 near death encounters for the twins in the space of 4 days!!!

I got home from training on wednesday...just chilling out...then all of a sudden, started getting shooting pains in my chest! An hour later they got worse so i googled 'sharp pains in my chest'...link after link of heart attack info...bloody hell i was about to have a heart attack!!

So i got in my car and drove straight to A&E! (about 1am) Ran in clutching my chest and i explained my symtoms. They took me through straight away...gave me an ECG, blood tests, chest x-ray and kept me on a heart monitor till 6am!

The doctor comes to see me...oh god am i going to die??? The diagnosis...i've pulled the muscle under my left breast!!!

Sooooooooooo embarrassing! I am a complete idiot!!

So anyway...i'm still alive and kicking! Me, twinny, kate and diets all met last night to pick the pics for the calendar...you will laugh your head off at some of them! The one with me and bish in lingerie got cut...too many clothes on! ha!

Road trip this weekend! then out sunday when we get back! Wooooooooo!

Nic, i've inboxed you what you needed to know....

Speak soon you guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

stitches out!!! im back on it!!! Nads has pretty much given you a blow by blow account of sundays events!!!

got the game face on already but it hurting the scar a bit!! ready for the roadtrip tonight!! still buzzing about the calender was so proud of everyone looking so hot!!

fraser island looks amazing

oh my god need to tell you about the other health scare twinny ended up in a and e the other night suspected heart attack (diagnosed from googling chest pain!!!???) anyway after a whole night of drama examination and running mascara turned out it was a pulled muscle under the left breast !!!

things seem to be getting crazier here by the day, chat soon xxx

Well what an eventful couple of days!!...let me start with sunday...

We go to Loughborough to play leicester. Game was ok but just at the beginning of the second half...a ball gets deflected...comes flying through the air...and hits twinny on the head!! Well you have never seen me run so fast!! I sprint over as she is now collapsed in a heap on the deck...blood everywhere! I felt so helpless so just squeezed her little finger so she knew i was there. It was awfull and i was so upset...everyone asking if she is ok. All of a sudden she tries to say something...'are you ok?' 'are you ok?' i ask, nearly crying at this point! The words aren't clear...a little muffled. Then i make out what she is trying to say..."the, the......god damn, the calendar!" Well everyone falls about in fits of laughter with a shout from the crowd "what's gonna happen to March" (Reeko) A sigh of relief as that was a sign that she was ok. An ambulanmce was called and she was taken to the walk in centre on campus.

After the game...more drama...as the match is now overshadowed by an argument that has erruptd on pitch (names don't need to be mentioned)

I find that bish has now been taken (with dieter...bless him!) to nottingham hospital...so i get a lift with jonsey to the hospital. When we arrive (sal and julie are there aswell) Bish is in high spirits and would you believe it we are asked by others to quieten down! She has another hour or so wait (do they not know who she is!) and so i decide to go to s.j's to shower (as i am still in my kit) Quick shower and change. A call from diets...twinny is all fixed and we should all meet for food berore travelling home. So me, s.j and jonsey get to a pub and tell them to meet us there. I ask for a menu...stopped serving food 20 mins ago...bloody typical! So we ponder moving elsewhere...then i spy the wine list...large glass of Rioja later...and bish, diets, sal and ju arrive. I am a little drunk as i still haven't eaten since breakfast and played a game of hockey. We all go to pizza express...get food (and more wine!) I am now very drunk and a little loud in the restaurant! ha! Time to go home...i'm not going home...i'm staying out in nottingham! So diets, bish, sal; and ju go home (about 8pm now) and me, s'j and jonsey decide to get wasted. We go and meet ali and his housmates in a pub. There is a pub quiz and a cheap bar...brilliant! Several drinks (and shots) later we are all out now in some club in nottingham...me and s.j. a bit of a mess! :) Really good night...next thing i remember...waking up at 8am on a sofa at ali's house...thinking, what happened?...have i just been run over by a bus? and oh my god...how am i going to get home??...my car is at junction 19 on the M6!!!

Go on the internet and look at train times...2 hours 32 mins nottingham to knutsford with a change over somewhere random and then a taxi from knutsford to junc 19! Dear lord...i can't handle this!

My saviour comes in the form of martin jones...he drives me all the way to my car...LOVE him!!!

Get home...in bits...can't make the bonfire as i have to go round to dieters parents and prepare for the calendar shoot.

Calander shoot was last night...amazing! Soooo much fun doing it...the photographer was brilliant (even airbrushing bish's stitches!) and the pics look really good! Loads of different themes (school girls, french maids, playboy bunnies, nighties, bikinis etc. etc!)

Training tonight...i'm thinkinking everyone will be very giddy still from last night! Canterbury/Chelmsford away this weekend so no crazy twinny antics! However me and bish have both booked monday off work so we could end up anywhere on sunday night!?? Then on the wednesday we have the most amazing party...the dress code is 'ultra glamorous' and it's gatting filmed for MTV...can't wait!!

So i'll have more gossip for you after the weekend...sorry to everyone that this message is soooooo long. Saw the pic of you both running a race! Nic i bet you can't wait to see stevie! Miss ya! I'm gonna start planning a night for your return already!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

be warned nicky - nads is trying to take over your mantle as club person of the year, and doing a damn fine job of it too if last night's photo shoot is anything to go by! we took over dieter's parents home last night for calendar although I'm surprised they let kate in after her last visit there and the projectile vomit - !

can't believe the photos - looks amazing and well proud of your surfing prowess!

steve is so cute - he was saying it's like less than 5 weeks now til he sees you again - bless!

he gave me a lift to tram after bonfire night in his car/the knightrider!

anyways, miss you girlies

take care x x

hey Hartley. Im planning a little adventure over christmas time and wondered where abouts you are in the world around about the 20th december to 10th jan. Hope you are well. xxx

Hey Nicky

think you need to get in the sun a bit more, i don't think your brown enough!!! i don't think the sunbeds will compete when you get back!!ha

not much has been happening to be honest, still trying to be an athlete :S should hear about the marathon at the end of this month, so ill let you know if i get a place. 5K run at 7.30am very impressed.

speak soon miss xx

I think we can safely say that nads and i pushed it that little bit too far with the fancy dress!!! the best ever!!!!! the dawn raid on asda was also a highlight!! well you have to make the most of the one night when were not being our usual angelic selves tucked up ready for work training or even church the next day!!!

So guys hope your still having a load of fun some of those underwater pics look amazing i was wondering what that big caterpillar thing was though!!!

Quiet weekend up next in a biy concerned for twinnies and mine potential for 0161 sun night its like an oasis on a quiet weekend that place!!!

speak soon with the next instalments of craziness!!

Oooh...forgot to say nic...eyebrows are looking good on the pics! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Well once again we have outdone the indecency of our previous fancy dress outfits! Took it to a different level this time girls...check out the photo's on facebook in the album 'Twinny Halloweeeeeen!'

It was such a good night! Went to Label in town as there was a Halloween themed party on. Lots of chat...lots of dancing...and lots of 'The Riddle!'

Decided to railroad Asda on the way home and well basically i was nearly escorted out by the security guard as i decided i would see how many items of clothing (from the mens pyjama department) i could fit on all at once! Hahahaha! Highly amusing!

This is going to be the first quiet weekend in ages!! As we play on sunday we can't really go out...although there is always sunday night...hmmmm!

I am having issues with guys at the moment...well not really issues but i can't really be bothered...twinny nights out are way more fun!

Oooh forgot to tell you...i'm planning on renting my house out and getting a flat in town for a year or so. Bish is also thinking of renting hers and we might get somewhere together?! A bit of city living...cause a bit more trouble...LOV IT!!

So Leicester on sunday...Bowdon bonfire on monday (glow sticks anyone?), calendar photo shoot on tuesday, training on wednesday, thursday nothing (bish and nad...living room...wine & olives!) then fri, sat, sun...cantebury/chelmsford away! Good job theres the Hightown love!

How did you like Frazer Island? See any Dingo's? Saw the photos Stevie uploaded of you guys on facebook...looks like your havin a buzzin time!

Keep us posted! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx