As promised by your fair dinkum Aussie Bear Grylls wannabe Benny-boi Audet, here are some fair dinkum mouth-watering dinner reviews from an anonymous acclaimed culinary expert.

Dinner, day 1: Roast chicken with steamed rice and vegetables
The unmistakeable scent of aromatic basmati rice, partnered with passionately prepared (bought from the supermarket) roast chicken were the lead singers of this decadent dish.
The verdict: ***

Dinner, day 2: Barbecue night or barbeque night
You know you're homesick when you miss Bunnings.
The verdict: ****

Dinner, day 3: Mi goreng
The delightful aroma of quality artificial flavours and preservatives, coupled with onions and eggs, were the undeniable highlights of this lazy meal cooked at 8:30pm.
The verdict: **
Joel's verdict: *****

Dinner, day 4: Fettuccine bolognaise
After many hours of cycling in difficult terrain amidst the pouring rain of Middle Earth, a 'comfort food' dinner called and was promptly answered by the passionate cooking of al dente fettuccine pasta and hearty bolognaise sauce.
The verdict: *****

Dinner, day 5: Burger night
Imagine a slow motion Macca's burger ad with a classical waltz in the background. Gourmet buns filled with not-so-gourmet fillings. The pancakes served after were pretty good though.
The verdict: ****

Dinner, day 6: RICE (with creamy mushroom sauce and potatoes)
Okay, we've had a bit too much meat on this trip. The result of this realisation was a lovely creamy rice reminiscent of a grandmother's cooking. Mr Idrees also wanted to let you all know that our food has been VERY nutritious and has kept us going strong (apparently). Trust us, we've got this.
The verdict: ****

The identity of the acclaimed culinary expert remains unknown.