Give me a D …. DGive me an I … IGive me an S ….. SGive me a C …… CGive me an O ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ………… LETS ALL HAVE A DICSO, LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA … Sorry still in Barmy army mode, yep I made it to the ashes and yes it was great, even if we were piss poor, more about that later. Right ladies and gents, boys and girls the time has come once a...

G'day mate (God, I’m SO original sometimes it hurts!) ... or maybe that pain is due to the vast consumption of alcohol last night ... yep that'll probably be it. Oh the pain, lots of gaps from last night, don’t remember leaving and a little unsure of how I made it to my bed, but at least I got back there, alone sadly … well actually, the state I was in I could well have ended up waking up next to ….. best not thinking about it.Mo...