Welcome to the latest edition of "Phil b****es and moans his way around the globe"  After a minor altercation with some loon Tarn bumped into and took sorry to mean please shove my wife back and then come and go off at me in front of our kids. Ordinarily I would have said "F*** off you sh*t truck" but trying to ensure friendlier relations with our veiled friends I told her to go away. We managed to snag two rows on the plane which is only 3/4 full so I thou...

Well we made it to KL and its just gone 11:00 pm and its a lazy 29 degrees celsius with a pleasant 98% humidity and the air con is busted - well I assume they have air con. My first OS toilet experience was a joy - a knee trembler and a hose. Thanks I can wait till Rome. We have cone accross the coffee bean cafe and I have just had the strongest iced coffee known to man - great gear and should see me geting drowsy by next Wednesday. Oh well time to find a sit ...