Yo, I've emailed all my Kiwi mates and told them to watch out for you three pomme c*** . NZ is all good, takes a while to get used to the lingo and the use of the word 'eh' at the end of every sentance, other comon phrases inculde, pomme f***stain, and the infamous 'sweet as bro'. You'll be putting up with a bit of cold weather but worth it to visit one of the coolest countries, the paople are all f***ign mental, you'll have a good laugh with them, just remember to allow a good week or two in Queenstown, its f***ing sweete as eh... Keep us posted on your exploits and get those f***in photo's up. PS enjoy the beer theres some pretty tasty ones on offer and you can even buy a whole barrel already chilled from the shops, a good call for hostel drinking sessions... Etremely jealous of your fun.. XX

Hey Boys (bulk eater, max pornstar and pete the woodpecker) - Lloydo misses you already! Travelling with you guys has been one of the major highlights of the trip.. Your all fantastic guys for various different reasons- the beresford knee rub, Max's famous dance grooves and Pete of course your passing out and snoring(strangely enough i now miss it) Party hard in the NZ and keep me in touch with all your news... got some corker photos back of you lot which will try emailing soon... Lots and lots of love LLoydo xXx

Alright guys and girls-just to say that wea re trying to get these bloody photos on the site but the Oz computers definitely do not seem to like us. We still check the site most days and will try to get them on in the next few days. Off to NZ this afternoon having spent the last 5 weeks pissing it up a wall in Oz. Highlights were the usual Byron, Fraser and Whitsundays however me losing my passport wasn't to clever-loadsa hassle sorting out a new one!! Met some awesome people that we can't wait to see in NZ or at home (you know who you are!). Not too up for the cold weather that we have to endure for the next month but I'm sure it'll be worth it! Take it easy and keep checking the site for about 1500 new photos!!

easy now boys. see your having a good time.the high light of my day today was buying a 1m long piece of elastic, cheap at half the price, 20p. only got a year and a bit til i finish uni, then another half year saving up until i get to travel the world. sib, neighbours is brilliant, paul is back and just rogered izzy. need more emails boys, you know what i want, the good stuff, the hardcore. coxy.

Boys whats going on forgotten the name of your own website..?? Hows it going, you know Peanuts right behind you on the coast (not literally). Lets here how its all going, if you get a chance go scuba diving its awesome. More emails needed Grandison!!

Alright boys?! Sorry i havent been in touch, loads of work on. How you getting on? sounds like your still having a cracker, tell the aussies to sort out their gash technology and get some more photos up. Are you still in Cairns? have you been to the dirty woolshed yet? Muchos fun but you'll appreciate the darkness when your in there! Glad to hear your enjoying the Tooheys New, none of this VB s***e! If you get the chance do a bungee at AJ Hackett in Cairns, thats where we did ours, 150ft above the aussie rainforest and apparently its cheaper the NZ. Hope your all fit and well and living the dream, catch you on the flip side...

hey simon when u home? cant remember if its june or july 10th or something? if it is june i will be on holiday! trying to get a tan to match yours! Email me, hope your getting on ok. speak soon. oh and got new mobile number but ill give that to u when u are home. catch you later xx

whassup folks, your site seems to have suffered too since the Hasselhoff invasion. I'm sorry to say you've obviously wasted your money cos Reading is where it's at (it's actually not, i think i'm the only one here). I tried to emulate your travelling exploits by heading down to Hayling Island on Saturday. Take it easy g's

I trust you danced on the tables at the infamous woolshed...... PS highly recomend heading further north to cape trib.

Hey Guys, How are you all getting on? Life back here is not too bad but gets a little worse after looking at your pictures! I'm off to Cannes for the film festival in a couple of weeks so it really isn't that bad at all. I hope you are all ok, hurry up and come and entertain me in the wonderful work of Berkshire!!!
Big kisses to you all.

LOL
Kate.x

Hey siby baby. Its aqua dave here with the old heave ho. New postcards look very cool, what I would give to be where you guys have been. Hot sunshine, lush beaches, u got it made! Fandabbydoso. Yep, old ken is leavin aquapark, I hope to leave too, soon as I find something worth doing. Its not what it used to be! I almost got sacked for a leaving some lights on today! Biggest pile of gayness ever. Be glad that you're thousands of miles away from it, live every moment of it to the fullest! Anyhow mr B, I shall be off. Keep us updated as best as you can, been following your progress and intend to do so til the end. If you get a chance then send me an email with as much juiciness as you can, I like juiciness. Dont forget to shave your head. Nicey nice, I love mice. :)

Hey Sib and the boys looks like your all having a super time you lucky f***** the potos are graet keep them coming just to let you know sib im leaving the aquapark this friday got a job at Eaton Hell School.Well thats it for now keep rolling round the pub and club be safe ken