I dont really have much to say about this place - its a tourist trap: lots of clubs, bars and restraunts but not much else. All i have really done is get really stoned with the Israeli´s and cotch in the hammocks, literally, all day - then go out at night and spend worrying amounts of money on alcohole. Basically its fun to do not to write about. I would seriously come here though, one of the most fun places i have ever been to, imagine a latin Brighton.

I have noticed that my English is getting worse, everyones grammer is so bad ive begun droping my do´s etc "You, want eat here". Also, my mumbling, while a slight irritation in England is very problematic language barrier here, where English is not most peoples first language.

I´m shocked the Mexicans have managed to build a country, these are literally the laziest and most unreliable people i have ever met - and im pretty f***ing s*** at that sort of stuff. If you're lost and need to ask for directions look for a gringo, the Mexicans will send you in a seemingly endless circle of confused and contridictory directions.

Yeah, the hostel is really good, its built like a giant treehouse with hammocks everywhere. Also there are about 15 of the most beutiful girls i have seen in a long time all staying here, at some point or another. And no, none of them have dropped their pants, yet. I´m begining to realise, while the girls may be very good looking, i think they´re beauty has been greatly accentuated by my subconcious comparison to all the Mexican women i see. Seriously, Mexicans are not a pretty people, well they are not too bad untill about 17, then they shrink a couple of inches pop out a few kids and get really f***ing fat. I hear they are better in just about every other part of South America, ill report back with my findings at a future date.

To be fair, they may be fat, ugly, stupid and lazy but they are pretty damn friendly. Adios x