Anyone know what a travel fart is? If you don't let us tell you. A travel fart is when you get to a new city and you land up doing absolutely nothing there. Nothing. You don't go see any sights, you don't listen to any sounds. You just sleep, eat and do nothing. This was our experience of Vienna, Austria. We arrived in Vienna after literally catching our bus from Hungary as it was about to pull off and having to argue why we should still be allowed on - no tha...

Following our midweek trek of Budapest we said goodbye to Mlungu Ryan as we parted ways and we headed to the south of Hungary to a little town, that was largely unknown to us, called Szeged. Now you might be wondering why on earth we would want to go to such a place but this small place was hosting a massive event, the Canoe/Kayak World Champs 2011, and we were out in all our rainbow nation coloured glory to support our competing homeboy and friend Shaun Rubenste...

We picked up our first real co-trekker when we headed back across Europe from England to Budapest in Hungary. Making the flight, on WhizzAir which had less space between seat rows than between you and your neighbor's armpits on the London underground during peak hour, was us and mlungu Brett's brother, Ryan Sacks who join us for the full toot trek in Budapest. We knew nothing about Budapest and so chose this random-to-us destination over the even more random Brat...

We've arrived home. Not home Johannesburg home, but the home of our football universe…Anfield. It took 28 years but us mlungus finally got to Liverpool in England to attend a live Liverpool match at our Anfield home ground. Joining us for this awesome experience were honourary mlungus Ryan Sacks (mlungu Brett's brother) and Johnny Taub - both lifelong scousers themselves. Also in town for the weekend and to join in some Liverpool town fun were our friends from ...

As quickly as we had got our heads around being in eastern Europe, we were already shifting back into the western Europe headspace as we started our detour back to the UK by trekking to Paris for a few days. It was a tough choice where to spend the few days between Prague and Liverpool but in the end Paris won as it was a city we would be visiting anyway, it provided a good and easy point of exit to get back into the UK and, given that it is in the north of Franc...