So anyway, we roll into court and the defendant is in the dock. Looks a bit of a mook. It's the first case I've ever heard. Then blam, total whammy from straight out left-filed, charge is read out - 'Indecent exposure'.
Was I not expecting that? I stifle the urge to blat out a huge Pfffffffft! and confine myself to a few sniggers, whilst looking everywhere but towards anyone I might make eye contact with.
The particulars follow, his neighbour has come home from the shops one sunny afternoon last July. She spots a few pots in her back are sctattered and goes to investigate. A fence panel is broken and it appears a dog has done the damage.
She gets up and is confronted by the image of the defendant leaning out of his bathroom window, tugging furiously on his member, she let's out a yelp/scream and says 'what do you think you're doing?'. He carries on unabated and appears to be unaware of her presence, whilst apparently his eye is on another neighbour.
I'm on jury service this week, wait till I can tell you what tody's case entailed. It's sub judice or something at present, I think but suffice to say I was stiffling a fit of giggles.
Gran
Hi, U2 Just a quick message to say have just enjoyed looking at at your latest pics. you really look as if you are having the time of your life, told you Aaron you would come back older and wiser. All the things you must be seeing and learning about, I bet its better than being in a class room and to see it all first hand. Tash was 6 yesterday and she got a new bike not unlike yours but her chain has,nt come off yet. Its a pity your mum did,nt have her camera with her. she gave Corey (Joannes sisters baby) a plate with birthday cake on it (he,s 7months old) and he had the time off his life pushing it in his mouth. You missed out on more birthday cake.
Must go as I am going to wash my hair speak to you again soon.
Loads of love to you both
Gran(ie pie)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rich And Claire
Hey guys
Hope you're still having a great time? Sounds like we're coming close to a cross over - we are leaving Dalat tomorrow for Mui Ne. Probably spend about 3 nights there and then we're heading down to HCMC before heading to Cambodia. Wreckon we'll either be in HCMC or Pnom Phen (spelling???) at the same time and eithert way it'd be good to hook up and swap stories/advice seeing as we're heading to each others' previous stops.
Take care of yourselves and we'll hopefully see you soon.
Rich and Claire
Aaron
Hey there,
Yeah Sarah barry wasn't going deaf don't worry its called denial when you have to ask twice. As for the cleaning have you ever been in a car that he has owned (3 month old papers and McDonalds).
Well Siem Reap has been cool but bloody expensive we have just spent 5 hours sitting in a internet cafe (its ok its pissing down outside) catching up with the blogs and pics of the last two weeks. The blogs are a bit below par (Jac wrote most of them) but the pics are a bit special (i took most of them) so i hope you appreciate it. Well i am off going to get a wandering hands massage i wonder what that means?
Sue
hi guys
not much happenin going the races on sunday if the weathers ok and the following sunday jods havin a party ive booked her bouncy castle got one over night only ?35 how cheap is that an shes havin a bbq told people they can bring the kids down but they all have to be gone by 5 coz thats wen all jords freinds are coming.dads moaning thats wen da football season starts an he's not coming! footie who cares!!just started to decorate the front room again.Beths gone camping in kays bak garden 2nite kays mum must be off her head theres 4 of them woudnt b me . works going well they want me off the till say im to expereinced to be on a till talkin of training me up but i dont think i want to its to soon just left all that in the other shop . sofia has her first set of needles on thursday poor little mite jacquis bringing her down after the docs.steves fine i dont see that much of him hes always working or in the gym . Tays fine shes turning into a right moan she moans about anything.
anyway im going for now speak to you soon
sue
Sarah & Barry
Hey Guys!
Sorry we haven't been in touch for a while ( apart from when tipsy with you're ma & pa!) , our internet has been down for days so we've not been able to get on the site.
Can't wait to see all your photos from Cambodia and hear what you've been up to. Its finally warm and sunny here - hurray! Just in time for our little holiday on Friday. The kids are all dead excited and hyped up ( Barry's ben quite bad too!) and are already arranging who'll sleep in what bed when etc.
Isabelle is into everything and climbing all over the place at the moment so it could be quite an adventure trying to keep her from falling to her death after climbing onto top bunk or something!
I've been on a mad cleaning frenzy getting the house all clean and tidy (Barry thinks it makes a change - cheeky git) cos we're getting it valued and thinking about maybe moving. Everywhere looks great unless you open a cupboard and all kinds of things fall at you like missiles.
Anyway, we're off for now. Keep on looking after each other & we'll be in touch again soon xx.
Dave
Hi, me and Caroline(she says hello) have moved into the new house, only just got back online, things have been hectic, as you can imagine. Caroline starts her new job next week, will try and write more once we're a bit more settled. Glad to see you appear to be having a ball.
Bye for now.
Kathy
hi jack and arron just a short message to let you know everybody is fine. james came home yesterday he is tidying his bedroom as we speak. the internet has been down all week. you both look as if you are having a ball it was great to see you looking so well. sent your mail this morning so we should have some news soon. thats all for now speak to you soon take care .love mum and dad.
Emma X
Hiya guy's, You will not believe that I have just found this site hahahaha but as ya both know i am abit thick !
Just looked at all ya photo's the places where you have been look amazing I hope you both are ok I don't half miss ya both and I can't wait to get a jackie hug when you get home!!
Oh Jackie am not wid Darren no more am with Jon I was telling you about from work so am smiling every day now everyone was right what a k*** head he was it just took someone like jon to open my eyes for me to see that! Other than that nothing else has happened here just plenty of rain!!
Now that I know where to find you I can look at you pics and keep updated on ya travels and speak abit more.
Be careful, play safe and get drunk on all them new drinks you no doubt discover hehehe
Love ya both loads Emma Mac xxxx
Anne
Hiya guys
glad to know that youre both doing fine on your travels x
Seen ya pics an there well fab , chlo was made up to recieve an message of ya then wanted to know when you were going to nannies soon (proper funny) kids doing fine
I'm off to uni in sept to start my 3 yrs in psychology must be a nut job to do that
catch up with you both soon
take care
Rogers gang xxxx
Chloe
Hiya jackie and addy
mum showed me how far you have gone , i reckon it only took a few hours but mum said it took a little longer than that, as for my heelies Aaron i have small feet and you have big feet , but will show you how to use them when you get back mum is taken us to the pictures to watch the simson movie and when its my birthday i am watching bratz the movie
