Woke up this morning at 05.45am to banging on my door....thought i was dreaming until two of the bloody beel boys bust in dragged me out of bed chuked me last nights clothes and in broken English "21 minutes train come and go, you no on, hurry, hurry!!". I'd forgot to set my alarm, grabbed all my things run downstairs and straight into the worlds oldest most dangerous excuse for a taxi ever. This didn't phase at the time as I was still full of Kingfisher!! Got t...

Arrived in Mumbai around 10.30am local time to a real smelly muggy atmosphere. However a really smooth process getting out of ther airport. Thats when the mayhem started-had to fight off three adult beggers trying to carry my bag for me and two little girls asking for English paper money.....wish it was that easy to get money!! The weather was a nice 30 degrees around 80-90 humidity and absolutely hammering it down! Met my driver to take me to my hotel smallest m...