Hello...

Thanks for the photo of my hotel....sorry it slipped my mind to tell you had a hotel in Peru i could have done you a deal!!

hope you are both ok and not too cold...

Ali

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HI ALI,  WE ARE IN NAZCA NOW.  THE HOTEL IS GORGEOUS.....  WE ARE SPOILING OURSELVES HERE..  AND STILL ONLY USD40 A NIGHT!  OFF IN A FIVE SEAT AIRCRAFT TOMORROW TO FLY THE NAZCA LINES AND IT IS FAIR TO SAY I AM PETRIFIED......

Hi sis ! God it looks so cold, hope you are both okay... love u xxxxxxxxx

 

WE ARE GREAT THANKS...  IT WAS VERY NICE TO SPEAK TO YOU K XXXX

Marvellous

I look forward to hearing stories of David Blane-esque type feats and hearing the many impromptu songs you write along the way. Stay safe and have fun dudes.....

Manus

wow looking good H, you are the only person I know who can go travelling and still have such a selection of outfits, how big is your backpack, please tell me you have taken a backpack this time and not a case on wheels!!!

glad to hear you are both well xxxx

HI LOVE... QUITE STRANGELY ENOUGH MY BAG IS RATHER SMALL...  AND I HAVE MANAGED TO FIT ALL I NEED IN IT - WITH ROOM FOR PURCHASES....  SO FAR SO GOOD....  XXXX

Hi H and Matt

Have just emailed your yahoo account Hayley so let me know if you receive it! Am loving your website - but dont eat guinea pig or i'll never speak to you again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad the weather is so warm - about as warm as our summer here! Poncho - hmm - a bit 2005 I think Matt!

Off to pub now as its friday night

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HILLERINA BALLERINA, I HAVE YOUR MESSAGE... ALL SOUNDS VERY GOOD, SO PLEASE KEEP ME UPDATED...  MUCH LOVE H X 

Hi both of you! Hope all going well - find it easy to put messages on, but how do I see your news? Dad has officially finished work today! - well I don't think much work has been done all week actually! D ok - he too may be out of a job as they are selling up the st Albans property.

Hope weather good - is it hot? Very wet here today. Looking forward to weekend. Keep smiling!

Lots of love, Mum. PS Why do I have to do a sum at the bottom here?

 

HI MUM.  THE SUM IS A SECURITY THING, SO DONT WORRY.  TO CHECK OUR PROGRESS CLICK ON "BLOG" AND THIS WILL HAVE OUR DATED ENTRIES.

LOVE U X 

Nothing changes- I still can't bloody type!

Hi Hayley (and Matt xx- god he's tall hayley- you do pick 'em)

Glad to see/hear you are having a great time in foggy/rainy and cold Peru. We are keeping the sun here for you in Redhill for when you come home .

Hayley just to let your know- my pink sequinned flippy flops are dieing- please can you buy some more that don't fit you!

Take care- and Matt- you'd best not stand down wind after she's eaten all the guinea pigs, she's the same with sheeps eyes.

Good luck with the coar- make sure she measures both arms correctly.

Love

Hilary

(The sensible one from downstairs)

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HI... VERY NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU.....  HOPE YOU ARE KEEPING ALL THE GIRLIES UNDER CONTROL?  H XX

Had a brainwave....................if Hayley eats lots of guinea pigs then she can sew them together and make Matt a coat.

Then Hayley will get bigger from all the guinea pig burgers and steaks she eats and won't be so small!!!

I feel that is a small sacrifice for the man you love, eh Hayley?

Enjoy!!!!!

QUITE RIGHT ANG..HAYLEY IS ON HER THIRD GUINEA BURGER AND I HAVE TWO ARMS OF MY COAT ALMOST READY..YOU{RE A GENIUS. haahaaa!!!

 

H....7 soles for a mani...im assuming you have had one! we want some pictures of matt in the XL coat how funny haha

on menu of the day do they offer guinea pig??? oh god i hope not....

 

lots to tell you :)

WE ARE BOTH SURE YOU HAVE LOTS TO TELL US...HAVE YOU BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT YET?!

NO GUINEA PIG BUT WE HAD A PICNIC EGG INSIDE A POTATO COVERED IN PRAWN COCKTAIL SAUCE TODAY... 

Ok, have not heard from you. The guy can get together 6000 only if you want all the money up front. I thought it was better if you had all the money first because you would not want to be chasing some guy around for cash the last few days you are here.

Also, i have to move the car because that bit of land is apparantly a car park (no signs, no segregation, i know!!!). Not sure where else to put it, so will put it in Worthing Court for now.

Have had a few people phone up and offer 6000 also for it.

Bill of sale i can probably forge, but it might be a sticking point!

Oh yes, also you left the car unlocked when you parked it, but nothing is missing!

 

TOM.....CAN YOU GO IN THE SPARE BEDROOM AND GIVE LILLY A CUDDLE...  I THINK THAT SHE IS LONELY.....THANKS.H X  

URGENT URGENT URGENT

Prouty, please call me, email me, text me, send a pigeon, run back or use the twirling thing out of crocodile dundee to contact me. I have a guy that wants to buy your car, but you did not leave a signed letter of sale. Also, he only offered 7500, which i thought was fair given that you drove the car into our house..

..the snag is that he wants it right now for some work that he is doing, but can only pay 3700 up front, and the rest when you get back!

Let me know asasasasasp