Liam, please do not compare me to lauren, i am far superior also, i have no aspirations to be one of the 7 dwarfs (grumpy is already taken (love you really loz) !!

Update on the driving, i can no wturn left HOORAH!! only took me 5 lessons !! keep losing the clutch in 1st tho and big islands are tricky!!! also, controlling the steering wheel whilst changing gear.....maybe i should quit while i'm ahead!! ho hum!!

glad you find work !! money at last!! will see about the property thing, dont really deal with buying, just managing the maintenance of them once there built!! lol

l;ove ya!!!

Good to hear the cash is flowing again but watch out for back damage lifting those boxes. Interesting to see that men still get paid more in Aussieland.

ye mellbergs leavin mate... wants 2 play in champs lge, dnt blame him as he is gettin on a bit... we have the pleasure of playin baggies and the mighty stoke city nxt year lol, hull palace watford and bristol city will fight it out in the playoffs, duznt matta who it is ther jus gna go straight back down. blues are all but down as fulham beat em yesterday woohoo! yer im goin ayia napa end of june... goin wiv stew curtis n wardy, my sister is comin aswell wiv 3 of her friends! so shud be gd. mattys goin egypt wv the wife and huttage has a weddin in oz funnily enuff so he cnt make it! xx

Mellberg is leaving us for Juventus, and due to his grand loyalty to our club over the last 7 years the last home game against Wigan was in his honour. Ground was full of yellow shirts, sweden flags, beards and viking hats. the new holte end flag was also unveiled which looks rather grand i must say, a crap game tho, we lost 2-0 which is a pants way to end the season at home, however, most of the crowd stayed for teams end of season lap of honour in which Ollie cried, took pics of the fans and basically loved every minute of it bless him, i sobbed! as expected! lots of buzz around Barry too in the press re chelsea and l'pool bids but im not going to comment on them as its upsets me too much! haha!

so there it is in a traditionally Loz style long winded nutshell! and now im depressed again, im gonna miss Sexy Olof xxx

hi guys!! Jack, u make me miss s***ty old roses!! sayin that there is some bangin places over here, i was really bored a couple ov weeks ago and had a peep on urs and many ovas myspace, u an the lads goin ayia napa? if so hus goin? the accent isn't changin but as i said in the blog, ozzisym's keep coming up at work. anyhu spk soon x

Just to let u no i have put a little blog up and photo's so knock urself out!

Sorry, but whats the crack with Mellberg?

Love to all again xxxxxxx

Hey guys... hows it goin? how are the jobs goin... i still dnt fink i kno wat u r actually doin yet? not much is appenin back ere which makes a change. was sposed 2 be goin rosies wiv kelv 2nyt but he bort a banger at the auction n conveniently broke down on the way home so im stuck in 2nyt :( im intrested to know if eiva of u av noticed ur accents changin... i kno its only bin a few months lol but i ope not! u can take the brummie out of birmingham n all that! anyway get a new blog on ere so i can see ow ya doin! spk soon! up the villa! xx

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Laughing so hard little bit of wee come out!!! Hayley, be like me?? No one is cool enough to be like me!! lol

good to see a note from on you here Liam. i have spent this week preparing for Mellberg Day. Have purchased my Sweden shirt ready for our last home game and will stuff my pocket with tissues for when the tears flow as I say my farewell to the Bearded Legend.

Well hi family, nice to hear from u all again. Well i did c the photo's and Gavin was always going to be at ease wasn't he?! Theresa, would i expect anything alse from my fav aunt? Cant belive u have sold the house after all the work u did on it. never mind aye! I heard u turned ur nose up at being neighbours with my mom and nick, hehe.

Get Hayley... next thing u no, u will be 6 inches shorter, shorter hair and be called Lauren, the pair of you with ur careers its all good for the shortmans aye? congrats on the driving. I know who is picking us up from the airport at 5;30 in the morn. lol. and u can pick me out property for my portfolio when i get back.

Well Jade has now recorvered and passed it on to me. oh well what can u do. well i no we keep promising, but we will write a blog, and we have got some pics, im gonna put them on tmoz after work. by the way, 10 pound an hour!!!!! schhhhwwweet!!

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Hello strangers well im the stranger here you no me im a big tecnophobe !!! well now ive found the loose cable that was stoppin me use the bloody thing here i am back on line ye ha.

Ive just finished speaking to Gav1n on msm live !!!! & didnt realise how late it is so i havnt updated myself with your blogg so i promise i will read itnext time. How are things anyway ? i hope your both keeping well & enjoying every bloody god dam min oh sorry just a little jealousy there. No seriously i hope your havin a fab time & lookin after yourselves .we hav sold the house should be movin in about 5weeks dont no were yet tho ??? antway im off to bed love & miss you take care speak soon Theresa Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yo cousin!! i know you miss me, it canno tbe helped....

Well I'm learning to drive now, got me fifth lesson Sunday.....can do a lot but can't turn left.......... be thankful your in Oz!!! Micheal i staking me to Waterwold on Saturday.....does he know me not?? i do not do water sides!! lol

At work: statring me property manager training in June, very exciting!!

Finally, my mother met Gabby in her pj's!!! how wrong is that!!!! She has no class does she?? hehehehe

See you back here soon, miss you .....Whale xxxxxxxx

Hi guys! Yes indeed, Gabby has been in moms house! And he did actually come to see MOI !!! but i had left only 45 mins earlier! how gutted am i. he is good friends with Tia's dad, Brod who was popping round to pick Tias bike up and kindly bought Gabby along with him. Can u believe my bad luck that i wasnt there!! anyway, hopefully will meet him again soon.

Testament to our brilliance this season, my season ticket has gone up from £280 to £450!!!!!! (and that is me cheating and buyig an under 21's in Hayleys name by the way!) i definitley cant afford an adult one. lucky for me these young looks arent fading just yet! but when i cant get away with it anymore, i really must consider the cheap seats!!!!! Booo!

went to devon the weekend to Go Ape, for a treetop adventure. Si is scared of heights so that was very amusing! but we both completed the course and Finny was very brave indeed! lol

nowt much else goin on my lovelys.

ta ra xxx

Hiya both. Sorry to hear you're not well Jade, hope you're feeling better soon. Just a quick update on the Villa. We drew 2-2 with Everton yesterday, could have done with the win but they really closed us down. Still leaves us 6th, 3 points behind Everton but there's still hope. Theresa had a visit from Gabby!!! greeted him in her PJ's no less but she still had the forethought to get his Autograph for Loz. I'll leave Loz to give you all the details on why he was there! Hope you got the photo's of baby Nathan ok he's really cute looking and Gavin looks so at ease with him. I'm sure I've got loads more to tell you but I'm at work presently and need to get back to it. Love you both loads and speak to you really soon. Look after yourselves.....momxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx