Good morning Koh Tao! We woke from our crummy hostel and got the hell out of there quicker than you can say 'no private space'! We then decided to explore our new surroundings of Sairee Central and Sairee beach. A small street runs parallel to the beach filled with shops, spas, restaurants and bars (hey that rhymed!). Spotting a spa, I decided to have my first Thai massage experience. I chose a full body coconut oil massage for 1 hour, and it was fabulous...

Waking with yet another hangover, we gathered our things, went to check out, and book a ferry to Koh Tao. Despite knowing we had left the booking until late, we were surprised and s***ting it when we found out that every ferry was booked. Ah. We scoured the streets, asking every tour office and company, each giving the same answer. One alternative was to pay 20,000 baht for a private speed boat. Owch. Fortunately, I bribed one man an extra few hundred baht and...

Ok, seriously, never drinking again! Last night killed me. I woke up to find Will's bed still empty, and 3 messages from him asking me to let him in. It seems in my drunken state, I had bolted the door shut. Whoops. We sluggishly trekked down to the pool, sunglasses firmly over our fragile eyes, and flopped into the swimming pool. Various others appeared from the blurry fragments of last nights memory, and reminded me of my behaviour. Apparently, when one...

Ok I'm gonna accept the fact that I will probably drink again. I don't remember what time we got home. But it was after 6/7am. After passing out on the sunbed, I managed to get back to our room. I woke at 2pm, Will at 4pm, and spent the day feeling sorry for ourselves, sunbathing, finding out the goss from the girls from last night (wink wink), and chilling in the pool. Apparently it was a very wild night! We met up with the girls from last night to he...

Another hungover morning, we got ready to climb aboard our coach to the ferry for Koh Phangan. The coach was bursting at the seams, packed like a tin of sunburnt snap-backed tourists. The only option? Riding shotgun with the driver! We blasted Blue and Westlife as we cruised through the strip and streets of Samui, honking loudly at baffled passers by. We packed onto the ferry, whereby the only available space was sitting on the edge of the boat with my legs ov...