Hi big caff,little george & pat,
hope you are all ok and enjoying the sights. well I dont mean to tell tales but I Think things at the water park opps! sorry Kings park are getting a bit out of hand now, someone has been keeping pets in the water bed as I found a RABBIT tucked underneath it, I think it must be KT or Susan, as Debra is still walking about saying Muma-papa gone. Ive told her to buck-up and start enjoing the fun. the beach looks lovely. Oh didnt we tell you we have had some sand delivered and covered the carpet with it to stop it getting wet when everyone was splashing around. Well must go now as i think debra needs the toilet
Have a nice time in LV

Hello all, Glad you are all having great fun. When we were in the Grand Canyon in July it was 45degrees in the shade. A bit of a differnce. By now you would have seen Freemont street, hope that it came up to expectations. We liked the area, just like the Old Vegas, Hope that you have a good time in Los Angeles, and looking forward to seeing you when you arrive in Aussie. You won't need your Thermal Drawers here. We are in the 30 plus degrees, and today Sydney reached 42 degrees. The pool is getting a good workout. Pat, Sophie has gone up 2 classes in swimming. She is now a Kicker. Maureen has got the Thursday Blues with Mum tommorow, Doctors, tablets and shopping. Xmas lights are up and ready,
Enjoy yourselves, you only live once. PS, next time we come over to England we want to try out the water bed with you all. Sounds like fun. Love Maureen & Peter

hi mum dad sounds like your first five days have been great. is dad going to write anything? please tell dad debra is getting on my nerves bossing me about all because i lent dads fishing gear to the kids up the youth club.
kerry wanted me to say that she is not happy with all the waterbed antics so she thought it best to bring the flower pictures home.ps harvey wants to know when the eggbert heads come off, do they grow back

Tales from the Water bed.The excitement continues, although there is some concern as to how the locals came to know of our little game. There are people that none of us recognise or at least are not admitting to. I suspect Katie myself, shes become a bit of a show off lately since being a member of the key club and arrives in very skimpy things, thongs (no I havent got a lisp) and high stilettos, which caused few problems but me and Debs scouted around in the garage and found a puncture repair kit (among other things, you naughty things you!) which did the job and the water line stains around the walls are fading nicely. The Scary bloke with the long hair and the beard turned out to be an acquaintance of Jamies. When we challenged him he said that hes been selling the Big Issue outside the supermarket when Jamie approached him and asked him if he wanted a place to stay for 3 months. He scrubbed up a treat and is gaining weight by the day! Good that you left the freezer full. Monkey thinks shes in charge cos shes the eldest in your absence and is really getting on everyones nerves. Cant get her off the computer last time I peaked over her shoulder she was looking at flights to Rarotonga! Get your dark glasses and false moustaches ready. Anyway must close now, its my turn for the freestyle race xx

Thanks for all your imput onto the web, we've had tears rolling down our legs .
It's our last day here, and mama's won $106, so far, we're going to pull a few more pokey's before we leave.
Yesterday we did the strip, absolutely FREEZING !!!
Today just wandering around still exploring the Hotel, so big !!
Had a buffet breakfast, filled to the brim ,so being lazy for a while .Going to Freemont St tonight, to see the Laser lit cieling .
Will write again when we reach LA . I won't be writing emails to anyone, it will all be said on this web page, keep on keeping us laughing with your tales of the water bed and anything else >time to close dad says hello he's not allowed to say any more...luv and kisses mama and papa xx gone....Monkey !!!what a surprise to hear from you ...keep taking the pills and you can do it again luv you xx

Hello Humphrys Kids !! I see you all still have you Mumusan's humour !! Great to hear from you all, we have been having a ball as you can all imagine, haven't stopped laughing yet. seems as though me and mum have only been seperated for a short time !! still joined at the hip. and even wearing the same sweatshirts, had to buy them , sooooo cold, I'm not used to it, but loving it !!! look after yourselves hope to hear from you again soon, as I will be leaving mum & dad in 5 days , we lost your dad a few days ago, don't know why he has dissapeared, could be stress with the two wives !!! ha ha ha !! Love you all Classy Mum .xxxx

Hi Mum & Dad, Things have been so hetic I just haven't had time to sit and e-mail!! The waterbed challange is continuing Sid and d*** (AKA Sid & Nell nextdoor neighbours) have been having such awonderful time they wanted me to tell you that there aches and pains have improved so much since they've been in the waterbed.
The synchronised swimming routine is coming on a treat, I'm so glad that you didn't take all your draws with you the assorted sizes have been really helpful, not quite as nice as the costumes on the telly but at least we are matching!!! If we carry on with the practicing we will surely make the olympics.
Your trip to the G C sounds great, your probably enjoying your last afternoon as you will be off tomorrow to your new destination another new place to explore, I'm not sure if you have been trying to e-mail but we have had alot of messages saying return to sender but nothing more. Catch up soon,hope Pats well and enjoying herself I'm sure she is love to all Debraxx

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Informative website re: Rarotonga

Hi nanna & pop, hope your having a wounderful time cant beleive your on the move again tomo, 5days have gone so quick!miss you love you xxxxxxx

Guess what sister I've got the key, thought I would write you a message hope i havn't done any thing wrong.
I've got so tired looking at the screen just gone to get in your bed WHO are all these people in your walldrobes and under the bed!!!Missing you both love from sister Monk

Hi Kathleen & George, Its Di here just a note to say A BIG THANKYOU FOR THE FLOWERS & CHOCS!! You are so bad but NICE!! I was in Vegas in September the loins in the MGM Grand are a must!! Nite Flight over the strip is a good one buy on the strip. We hope you have a lovley trip and will follow you around the world, Wish I woz with you bloody freezing ere!! take care di. x

Hello K & G! Very cold here today in Thundersley - Katie had me a key cut - what fun we're having! Had a competition to see how many people could fit on the waterbed - 48 at the last count! Got poked in the eye with one of Debs flippers! Who's the scary bloke with the long hair and beard? Spent the weekend with Lucy - she's having pains but still no sign of baby. Will post a message as soon as he/she is born.

I've kept a log of your itinerary - So know that you're leaving LV and flying back to LA tomorrow (30th) for 5 days and then onto Rarotonga arriving at 05:35 on 6th Dec!! WHOOOOOPEEEE! XXX