Hi Great to speak to you last night.

Fantastic match wasn't it? Wonderful to be a Man U supporter!!!

Hope you have a good view of glacier. Looks fantastic on web photos.

Lots of love Mum XXX

Hi Nise and Phil! Thanks for the message, hope you had a nice weekend with mis padres. It´s also good to know where I get some of my characteristics from; I don´t help much, and I talk a lot! Say hi to Stu and Pip for me, Mum says they´re both on good form. Lots of love from Buenos Aires!

Nick and Kash

Hi U2,

Your mum and dad have arrived safe and sound. Stuart putting a window in for us and your dad is assisting by lots of talking!!!!! Hope you are both well and are enjoying the adventure.Cup final day but i am going to watch yorks V Lancs at rugby. See you both soon. D&P

Yo Yo Yo, sup!?

I haven't really got a new Poodle...I'm making hints to Guy that its a Maccy dog I want. Birthday is getting ever closer. Thanks for the snail mail. I love you too. Just continue being the careful tourist. Can't wait to be 25. Quarter century. THATS WAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! - this is the saying of a highly annoying contestant on The Apprentice currently. I cringe! I swear they make him say it in his best wherever-he's-from accent that makes him sound so stupid. MISS YOU!! Lovsha! xxxxxxx

Hi U 2, Sorry I didn't respond to your email. Very busy here. You know going to work blah blah blah. Also going to Nisas this weekend, haven't had a weekend at home with no visitors since 1st March!! Dad and I are reaching burn out. Listening to radio now apparently Ronaldo has just said he will think about his position after the final in Moscow!!!

Anyway raining here so my tennis coaching is off. Going to visit Sue later so I better get going.

Love you lots

Mum XXX

I thought Lucy's impersonation of Dad was quite good!

Curitiba. I have looked you up in my atlas, your coordinates are 25,25,S. 49, 15,W. You sound great and it is nice to read all the nice things your deluded friends and family have tippy tapped out for you. So Mr Nick, you have finally discovered the magic of urinating in pugblic, I know that is spelt incorrectly but I am your Dad! and I would rather waste time tapping forward than retuning to make the simpler correction. Anyway I am imagining that as the lady police person approaches you from behind silenly drawing her weapon she confronts you and is reminded of the scene from Crocodile Dundee when he says " call that a knife" . Well I know its not that funny but it is late. As Marion says Have Fun and Stay Safe. This is the Real Deal signing off, not that rubbish impersonation by Lucy about sitting in my garage with loads of gadgets, its JUNK lovely JUNK only JUNK can make you feel this GOOD. Dave's OUT.

Hmmm. . .very confusing. . .who is who??! Or should that be, who is whom? Was that actually Dad writing that in his usual cryptic way, as he seems to be praising both Lucy AND Mum? It would be nice to get a genuine message from you pop, you know, asking how we are. . .telling us he misses us, and admiring our pictures. . .oh well, you can´t have it all.

As for you Mumzle, I read the message you sent Kate, and I would like to defend myself! Thanks for the Man Utd text, I was able to watch it in a moslty English hostel in BA; I went mental when Giggs scored the clincher and promptly found out I was the only United fan in the place!! Oh well. Say hi to "Rodge" from me please jan!! Anyway Mum, I havent been on the net for a couple of days, but I distinctly remember writing a message to you, Dad, Lucy and Dan a few days back and only Lucy replied!! Nevermind, just do better in future!!

Miss you all. Much love.

xxx

you´re all a bunch of bloody weirdos! how did i end up so perfect??

Hey MrNick, I'm knee deep in gadgets in the garage - your mothers a beautiful lady and Lucy is definitely my favourite CHILD. I love teeth, and biscuits, and cheese. (p.s. Hello Everybody Peeps). Magic. x

p.p.s Aren't these sums 'ard.

Helooo Babies

Its ya mama here. I just wanted to tell you that your dad is a really great guy and awesome husband - if you get my drift. I am now convinced that we should stay in Fairfield and need to work on him to agree!!

Look forward to the next call - and maybe next time I will let your dad actually get a word in edgeways.

Anyway - gotta get back to this crappy Cup Final.

Oh blast! What a bleedin giveaway~~

Thought I had found a way to get back in....

And remember:

schizophrenia means you never have to be alone........

Ha ha, thank you all, great messages, all made me smile! Keeping. . .brief. . .for. . .Maz. . .love to all, bye. x

So now mum has banned me from any more blogging. A short career, interspersed with the odd typo!!

byee