Hi You 2,

was great to hear from you the other night and also to read the blog and find out all that you have been up to.

Back to work here but of to Southsea this weekend to see the new Grandparents and also Edward.

Lots of love

Mum XXX

hey kash sorry we missed your call. The big dig was going on outside and Maz and I were out. I gather you are stuck somewhere, what's going on? Hope it is not messing up your plans too much. i can't wait to see you not that I want to rush your trip I'm just getting all excited. who is this multiple personality joker? We should worry about your dad. love you lots

mum xx

BacMan

I forgot to congratulate Dan on graduating as a chiro. We all know its kerching kerching time for you now.

We are big fans of chiro and go twice a week. Its also the only way 'er indoors can get to meet people, but we have a cracking time!!

Look forward to discussing my subluxations with you some time

What me a racialist - get outta here you white honkey mama! We should know who the Evans are - I am sure that Lucy has somehow got them crammed into 'our' Geni family tree by now if we were to look!!

So I am off to Kiev in a couple of weeks and need to brush up on my Ruski comrade speak. Da - spasiba - etc. Hope to get back to the US before you guys leave for the UK. All go innit?

Started a new stone patio and koi pond last saturday - tough dig but great exercise. Dan and Tom will be here (Will and Calixto too with luck) to help shovel this weekend - and a few glasses of champers too no doubt for fathers day. Fathers Day - ah yes, did I mention its FATHERS DAY on Sunday?

Missing you Bolivians

XXX

More congratulations Joey and Rich. . .just managed to get the picture of Edward up on Facebook (kudos to happy-snappy-pap Nat for getting the picture on there so fast. . .and shame on you FB addict Joey for leaving your day old baby to change your FB status!!!) and he really is a handsome young man. . .you sure he´s yours Rich?!!

Jan, you´re a git, and I would be truly hurt by your criticism if I didn´t think it was all because of my Spurs comment, and the fact that you got stuffed by the Hermans!! Ha ha. Ronnie´s just added another 20 mill to his price tag by the way. . .just keeping you informed as I imagine you´re boycotting the tournament now that Polonia are all but out!!

Courtney, perdonanos por no contestando mas pronto, pero el internet aqui es tan lento, es increible. Espero que Andrew y tu estan feliz que Gio viene a Londres!! Compren sus billetes ahora mismo!! Nos gustaremos verte en los Estados tambien! Hasta entonces!

Lubles, SO. . .the great Guy isn´t so wonderful after all, fancy getting the size of a sleeping bag wrong. . .also. . .why is he looking for a double?. . .surely you should be both in your own SINGLES!! I don´t see no rings on those fingers girlfriend!! Thanks for the updates during Baby Watch ("he is a live baby, he will literally rip your arm off!!"). . .don´t beat down on the young mother. . . I love cuddles and feeding too! Don´t we all?!. . .

Mis padres, are you managing to find a computer anywhere?!

did i really just say racialism?? brain is turning to mush...

Congratulations Joey & Rich, postcard is in the post, you may receive it by the time Edward is 1! Hope you´re checking the blog in between nappie changes! Joey - i never want to know how much it hurts!

Rab, thanks for the update, you´re so good. camping sounds fun, and no, it probably wasn´t -20 but it´s all relative! Enjoy IOW!

Mumzle, the mother is joey evans - you´ve heard of the evans´ i´m sure (nick´s god family in portsmouth), just so you know! I might try calling you tomorrow if we´re still in tupiza, í would call today but i have a bad tummy and am feeling a little sorry for myself so best that i don´t!

dad, you are a complete goon, but your posts always amuse. maybe less racialism next time hey?

think i have to go, this internet place smells of rotting meat and i think i might hurl.

lovesyas xxxx

welcome to the world Edward Richard Dorsett well done mother

Here's a first for the wall......Edward Richard Dorsett, born 9th June at 20:24, weighing 8lbs 6. Mother says Edward loves cuddles and feeding...just like his Mother then!! xxxx

still reading but loving it

Great weekend. I have burnt my chest though and it looks horrendous. I look like Rab C Nesbitt in Spain! Guy and I went camping on Saturday night which was wicked. We went in preparation for the IOW Festival this coming weekend. I wanted to go to get in some pitching practice, but I think we are now taking a diff tent to IOW! So Sat night was a waste for pitching practice, but was still cool anyway. I too, was freezing in the night sleeping rough as Guy told me he'd bought a double sleeping bag, when actually it was a single. We slept in all our clothes but I was still freezing! (Ok, ok, it was probably nowhere near as cold as where you were!). Joey was induced yesterday evening. Baby is expected today. She's been having contractions all night and says they have been very painful. I have already bought my "Its a baby girl" card (bet with Natalie)...We are a GO!

Good blog Nick - really did exactly as it said on the can.....

But I awoke when my chin hit the keyboard on the second paragraph - or was it the roof of the bus, I cant recall.

You have a First in English - may we suggest a Masters in Editing would be useful?

Court has dropped in with her usual foreign stuff - should keep the natives happy.

We were at Eileen's wedding yesterday and met Courts double. I mean doppleganger. Court - did you know that you were a twin separated at birth?

Anyway hate the word doppleganger cos its probably German - sounds German - and the only good German is a **** German. 2-0 my arse.

So thats the Germans and the Spaniards insulted - not to mention Nick. No doubt I will be banned by 'er indoors from appearing for a few more days, but one of my alias personas will sneak in no doubt.

And finally to dear Nick - take everything in moderation - including moderation!!

Kasiek - please write again!!

Your caring Janitor xx