Hi All!

Its nice to be missed. Dave and I have been up to Harrogate to see Daves sister and family (Auntie Nisa) and had a very good time with a visit to the Yorkshire show.

Then went to Fleetwood and brought Nana back with us for a couple of weeks.

had a day in the garden yesterday. All good fun. Dad's bought a smoker type of barbeque and spent 5 hours cooking a chicken yesterday! We had to have alternative menu (roast lamb bet you can almost taste it Nick). The chicken came off at 11 last night when I decided it would have to go in the oven for 30 mins. It spent the night under a fly net in the kitchen and the whole room and now the fridge stink of smoke! Hope it tastes good tonight!

You lot all seem to into alternative universes. I'm getting very confused.

Love to you all,

Deborah XXX

Hello my little dumplings with borsch and fine kabanosy - how are you?

I just spoke with tavarish Andrew and his wife who was hiding from the msn camera. I think maybe she has had so much of this Vegan foodski that she is no longer seen by the camera for being too thintaboggan? I got tired of the word 'ski'.

I was driving yesterday and filmed local woman driver getting petrol. As you know its like the monkey at the plane controls from my last reportski.

Posted on a Utube blog - go checkout

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIPjongO8Fs

Its kool like you wouldnt believe Komrades.

Madame Wodka beckoning me to a little light luncheon .. Dobrydien

Arsekov

ps Nikolai - If I knew how to get to facebook I would see you there. All my Ruskie chums already asking if I play chess. Yes, but not with them!!

I´m still waiting for you to correct yourself...i did call you, you arse!

Also father, some advice (more of a request really). You´re posting so much that they don´t all go on one page and people won´t be able to keep up!

love ya though, dobranocs.

nick says get on facebook chess if you´re bored, he´ll happily play all day and it has a chat function so you can rabbit at him about berb et al!

t´ra

Fellow Komrades

I will be joining the country with the RED FLAG for 20 zillion rubles very soon. The Hotspurs can go stick it where the sun dont shine (That's Manchester!!)

Berbie Rules

p.s.

We are concerned that maybe the wind from Chernobyl has blown west and killed off our western plutocrats in places like London and Sutton Coldfieldski.

The Huggieski family are making little noises on this chat page - ever since Kash explored the contents of her stool so vividly with us. I never imagined that you in the Americas are so poor that you eat beaver. Nut that reminds me of another story that I will not pursue!! I hope that the beaver disease has left you nonetheless.

So if there is any life out there - in the west - please do not hesitate to write some comments on this newly liberated peoples republik of Ukraina web blogski.

Komrades

Welcome back to my web chatski. We have a very hot day today in Kiev, yes. Make the eggs boil up quick.

We have a problem with many cars in our town, and pollution on hot days tastes a bit and makes good green spittleski.

But we men dont have women drivers here - we say it is like a monkey flying a plane. Dangerous.

Oh well - thats the quick report on the weather and politics of the former Soviet State of the Ukraina.

Please send money as Garilka is running low.

Bolshoi Boy

I dont know how my little western daughter can call her card carrying commie father an SOB?

Anyhow - as expected you never called the Kremlin, so we are not amuzed.

Bolshoi viechur

had gathered, I will call him this avo to see how (soba) he is!

Right, I have exceeded all expectations today and done some sterling photo uploading work! We have an entire day to waste as we are catching an overnight bus tonight to Arequipa, so I´m being productive!

I have updated the Salar Suckers and Butch Cassidy albums, but more importantly I have uploaded 5 more albums. The pics of the bike ride will have to wait until we are in the states, as we had the DVD which the company produced for us mailed home. Um...yeah! There are more Machu Picchu to come later today, it was awesome, but have about a thousand pics to wade through!

Mazoozle & Dannle, hope your holiday was lovely and relaxing, look forward to seeing the pics.

Last but not least, Courtle-Bourtle, Happy Birthday lovely!!! Hope you´re having fun in Scotland, tell us all about it.

Love me, love you!

you all know he is Home alone 2 all weekend so he will monopolize this site

Komrades Nick and Kasiek

Don't be lulled into a false sense of love!

Bolshoi Boy

Nick and Kate

Me too! Especially Nick.

Kate and Nick

Just a quick note to demonstrate that we love you and miss you very much. Especially Nick.