

Alice Springs, Western Australia
Our long haul flight from Singapore had just touched down when the pilot asked - ´We have now landed in Sydney?´.´Well, mate´, I thought, ´you should bloody well know! Engage map and brain before landing gear, eh?` Then it struck us (years of Neighbours and Rolf Harris should have made clear from the start) we were in Australia, everyone inflects the end of their sentences, just to confuse Pommies.
We spent the night in Sydney and then got straight back on ...