goddammit update woman!!!

i think you should use your artistic skills to draw the views you are seeing so that i can see what you are up too, then scan them in or recreate them on paint!!! especially one of you with your bright red sun burn!!! if you want me to keep leaving messages you are going to have to keep me interested with pictures!!!

i cant believe youve travelled the world seen some amazing sights and yet you can only be arsed to walk HALF way up a temple...slack. im embarrassed to know you!!! xxx

thanks for the postcard! you cant possibly be having a bad day, your travelling the world, dont complain again!!!! looking forward to you getting a tan for your next photos you are looking a touch peaky...albino girl! speak soon xxx

FLAG.....NOT FAG!!!! Ooooopsie!

Fookin'ell just wrote ya a long'ol mesh then t'tinternet went down & I lost it!!!! Grrrrrr! Anyways, sod that...Glad ur both avin a blindin time, I've so got the travel bug now, it just looks truly amazing! Lovin the Fag thats ace, Thailand on the 1st sounds like its gonna b awesome... Woud ov loved to have tried that veggie resturant too...U've soooO left ya veggie*ness mark on me, I neva have real duck, veggie duck all the way...ma fave is tofu in yellow bean wiv cashew nuts....UUUUUuuummm! Bollox! so shudn't ave mentioned that...Im 2days in to the cabbage soup diet! Gotta do it for 2weeks...gotta stick to it too as the girls from werk r all doin it to, so i'll be disapointed if i giv up n they dnt & end up losing loads! I'm doin it for when I werk at Saatchi at the end of feb! N e ways, I got loads to tell ya so i'll drop ya an e-mail x Loads of love n'kisses xxxxxxxxx PS: I got that cream beany hat too x I look betta in it tho...haha! Just kiddin, u look sex-a-lish in it really xxxx

what is it with all the abuse i keep getting from you, just sent you nice email, then read your latest entry and again with the abuse, you may be too far away to hit now, but i will remember and youll get one hell of a whack in september, and to think i invented hiny cork with you...

i love how the pompey uni lacrosse sweater is travelling around china with you... quality!!!!! xxxxxxxxx

wasnt going to leave a message for a couple more days but had to after i opened the post today! thank you for my letter ad the turtle is just amazing!! am on the case trying to find out what the writing means!!! wil write you back an email when have longer, take care, xxx p.s we had MASSIVE snow yeaterday, proper fat fluffy snow!

hi jo just to inform you that i leave the old barn in feb deanos not happy but o well thats life lol i hope your having a great time where the other pics lol see you when u get bk steve x

Yo Babe Glad to hear your having a great time on your jaunt round the world!! lol! Update us soon Matt xxx

god dammit girl, are you unaware there are people with nothing better to do than to read your updates, get off your arse and type! (i will let you off if you are on your mammoth boat journey?!) i hope you are taking care, even if your not taking care of your 'online journal'! as always Bognors missing you!!!! xxx