IBIZA....IBIZA.... is the rest of your life just going to be one long party...ibiza indeed,mind you it is nice ibiza,tallulah must have won the bingo or something,wish gareth southgate had that much money,he could buy the ten players we need to stay up this season.it wasnt shamu in orlando,it was mark scwartzer splashing about.well girls you certainly have seen america in the raw,but what an experience, you must be plum tuckered out by now.I am really looking forward to hearing all your tales and seeing the photees when you get back.hope to see you next week(before you go to ibiza)IBIZA.....IBIZA.....WHATS ALL THAT ABOUT???????

Hi dad (Nimrod!), we'll probs put the miami and chicago journals on sometime next week, then do the rest when we get home. We either havn't got time to write them or we're too tired (we're getting old you know!). We'll put the rank photo's on when we get home too! love G.E.L.F

GELF I can access a comp but the thought police have removed the internet. Big brother is watching us all. When are you going to fill your journal in ?

*fuff* just checking! mam said you couldn;t access a comp :P I visited Harvard today, enquired about law school.....they tested my IQ and said it was waaaay too high muhahaha i wish! Anyways, hope your ok....see ya soon.....love G.E.L.F

I'm in Tunisia ! Where else would I be ?

ello chicks!

I have finally got through to you for some stupid reason it kept going to an error page anyway, hope your having loads of fun and have found some rich fellas to take you away. Its pouring down here as usual. Just seen your mum and Ted had a good natter. I am gonna call you Judith Charmers with all the travelling you do and going to Ibiza you lucky thing.
Cant wait to see and hear all about your trip especially Pink and to show you the pics from my sis wedding.
Hopefully you havnt been arrested yet but there is still time! Speak soon Luv Ali x

I've posted another journal of Orlando, Miami is next up!

*** jane ***

OY NIMROD WHERE YOU AT?? I AINT GETTING NO LOVE *FUFF* IVE EVEN BOUGHT YOU SOME CHEAP CIGS :P

**laughs** funny post that was for you mam :p nice to see that people are still reading the web site (even if they arn't posting!). The beeb stinks, don't wanna mention stewie 'cos he's from t' boro and we never get any credit for producing good young players do we! Write up on sky sports & FA was good tho. Whats with all the @ etc .... :P are you getting good on a comp or what!! Brucie n tedley better not be in the same room...'cos teds would eat him as a snack, and we don't want that now do we! We iz not doin' ibeefa like kevin and perry....im too old for that! Just rest and recoup :) gotta go, lots of love jane x x x

Hi chicken, :) great journal,really enjoyed it. Downing had a good game for his full debuct, I was dissapointed at the expert/ pundits on the beeb very little mention of our stewie! "Were going to Ibeffa" just like kevin @ perry! he he :) Keifs will look after Tedley bumch@ Brucie, not together in the same room though! got to go now, love you loads xxxx @ cuddles for you both.

Just to let everyone know I've just posted another journal for Memphis, Tennessee! Orlando and Miami to follow tomor. Sorry i havn't had chance to write many recently :)

****** Jane *******

Oh and one more thing to say....."Downing for England"...... 3 assists bless him, Stevie Mac is really mixing it up :) like it!

ps. mam; who'se gonna look after Tedley??? Keifs is not gonna be happy :p hee hee hee

Hi uncle dec! Mam said you had a really nice time in Ibiza.....and apparently we're going too.....2 days after i get back!!! :) I'm an international jet setter this year! Chicago is really nice, we hit the town pretty hard last night though.....today was very much a write off! You'll enjoy reading that journal im sure (just to keep you intrigued ill just point out that our taxi home was the Chicago police hee hee but not for any bad reasons!!!), although i've got a bit of a back log of journals to write *sigh* just havn't got the time! Wish we could put photo;s on too but most of the funny ones are actually on disposables so i'll just have to put them on when we get home. Anyways, see you soon, *jane*

hello trekkies yes were back from ibiza,didnt meet any strange people there ,what is it with you two ,have you a sign on your backs saying"WIERDOS WELCOME" still its a learning curve i suppose.well at least you are heading for more civilised parts of america ,chicago will be nice,as long as you dont annoy "THE MOB"and boston in masechu... meseachu... masssichu... in the north will be ok.if you see george in washington give him my regards .lots of love uncle fester (tanned)