hello from malaysia...its a long one ive been busy!!

just before i start some of this may be in the othe blog but just copied it from emails nd cant be bothered to type it out again, so tough s***! enjoy x

Hello everyone!!

right now I am sitting in the dodgiest little internet cafe feels more like a brothel than what it is, and this computer is ridiculously slow and i really need to go potty, so i may have to type really quick and not worry about mistakes so if its rubbish but here goes....oh my god the man who owns this place looks and sounds like that big ugly fat thing from star wars!! URGH!

Anyway...whilst we were in koh phangan (thailand) we went to the full moon party it was brilliant absolutely insane its basically just a massive party along the beach we stayed in the reletively sane part but me and rose went for a walk up the beach and my god the sights we saw!! there was one bit where everyone was basically off their nut on all sorts of drugs me and rose were just walking and these two guys were dancing and then one just fell in front of us, as though he was dead so me and rose just nudged him with our feet and he just jumped straight up and carried on raving with his mate it was weird. and then a bit further up theeres areas set out for people just to sleep, it was really sweet everyone was just alll cuddled up together having a rest. me and rose came home early but still managed to watch the sun rise thnk we got in about 7am the other girls rolled in about 8 or 9! on our last night we went back to the same beach and it was so much better there wasnt as many people was much more chilled and not as insane, everyone was just playing silly games and jumping through rings of fire, i know that doesnt sound more chilled but trust me it was.

(this place is so backwards, just had to go to potty before I had an accident and had to go to the toilet in the shop next door, nearly broke my neck coming out because of all the ants and then nearly shattered the door because there was a great big ice cream thing in the way that wasnt there before!!)

so yeh that was koh phangan...for those of you that didnt get the first one we were in koh samui for about three days it was also beautiful and your all well jealous and gay and im so much better than you all the usual stuff...now back to the story...although koh phangan (we were there for 5 days - truely shocking accomadation tempremental running water, hardly any elctricity VERY UNPLEASENT TOILETS!!) was great it was very much a party island, we then went to Ko Toa which was absolutely beautiful, actual paradise, we treated ourselves to nice accomdation as we were only there for 2 nights it still only worked out as 15 a night but trust me that is luxury. on our last full day we got on this boat which is just a big wooden canoe with an engine which took us to this other island where the water was so shallow you could walk to two others. when we drew up to it, it was breath taking the water was like glass and the sand pure white! but there was a major low that day though, there was a groyup of chinese people scubba diving and a lady died! they all had life jackets on so no one could tell that she had passed out in the water so by the time people realised she had been unconcious for about 5-10 minutes, they tried to bring her back but nothing seemed to happen a speed boat came and took her to the hospital, but we all think it was too late, maybe she made it but it didnt look like it. but we couldnt let it get to us for long, ther was nothing we could do so we just had to get on with it. so we just grabbed our snorkles and got on with it. and my goodness the fish were isane. there were ones that had like a pearl background and then yellow pokka dots and then others with a dark background with bright pink and lime green spots the most beautiful things i have ever seen, i swam right down to the sea bed to look at the coral you could say im a bit of a mermaid the girls were very impressed with me! oh and i made myself two little friends i named them steven and jane they were the fish with the yellow dots, so i followed them around for a while and my goodness did they take me on an adventure, and then they led me to a baby octopus!! was really wierd but very pretty! honestly though i wishyou could have seen it the island was the most incredible thing i have ever seen. i got quite sun burnt but no worries im hard!

then we left ko toa, to get from our hotel to the ferry we all had to jump in the back of a ute (havent gotthe faintest of how to spell it so hush your beaks!) you know the trucks with an open back?? well anyway was funny sitting on the edge with all our bags and six other girls fighting not to fall out, felt like a proper traveller! anyway we got on a ferry to Chumphon , then jumped in a taxi to take us to our glorious 14 hr train ride to malysia, we thought it would be pretty simple from there, but when is it ever bloody simple! so then we had the pleasure of getting on some sthinkin bus which didnt even have anywhere to put our bags, this bus then took us to another poxy ferry! that was like being on... well im not going to say i'll probably offend someone or just go to hell! THEN FINALLY about 30 hrs later we arrived in Langkawi and jumped in another taxi to find accomadation, of and what a bloody joy that was! first place no room, the next place we got to air conditioning tv, shower everything and only about 24 ringgit each wghich is about 3 pounds, so we all rubbed our hands together del boy style thinking we'd got a bargiN, walked to my room all exited open the door....the first words to enter my head were COCKROACH HEAVEN! it looked like the white cell out of saw! oh and guess what we found that night whilst i was in the shower and natalie was brushing her teeth, the biggest god dam cockroach i have ever seen!! first we got rosie thinknin she could do something whilst me and natalie stood there screaming like a pair of prats! but no she was also a retard, then the wonderful siobhan came to the rescue and got rid of the littl, well massive git!! neverthless me and natalie slept in our sleeping sheets and mosquito net over us cuddled up all night, but dont worry i think im ok.

Jesus christ this is well long! ayway i'll let yu geeks get back to work or whatever ridiculously boring thing you could have to do, as for me i guess i'll sort a couple of things out or go have a nap or an ice lolly, because you see im at such a terrible disadvantage at the moment because the weather is just so beautiful and warm, well thats putting it mildly...BOILING!! Its just too much to go and lie in it, but then it is peaceful lying on the beach with the breeze in my bikini listening to the waves, i just dont know what to do with myself...ooh i know one for mr burns how about i go and sit on the beach with a nice alcoholic beverage, just for you i'll make it a chilledbottle of beer, a singha to be precise and just chill. what what will you be doing oh yeah being a twat!!

ha ha bye losers!!!

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