hey jak, hope ur havin a gd time, just thought id see how u r. Im missin u alot!!!!!!!!!!!! i went 2 see meet the fockers last nite its really funi u will have 2 rent it out when u get home. well anyway hope u r havin a wkd tym and i miss u soo much. be safe and happy. love u. BIG DAVE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey mate. need to speek to ya cos fingers crossed im guna come out to oz and see you in the easter. il pay for me return tikets but i will need to gat a £1000 loan from the bank. but seeing though all my debts are cleared and ther aint nuffin keepin me here i say i should go for it. need to speak to you though so email me and il ring you or vice versa. Thialand looks amazing and i hope ur not having loads of fun!!! peace out bro.

hi darling got your message but couldnt find the photos will have to wait till daisy get home from dancing. hope u r ok you. went to work today got wet and cold.update on neighbours carl is drinking since izzy lost the baby toadie and stu r friends again camilla and conner r together thats all thats happened this week. dad & i r out 2 dinner tomorrow. went 2 the pictures on wed 2 c enduring love it was ok . that all . make sure u put sun cream on be safe love u lots mumxxxxxx

hey poopie head....just checking you got the fantastical present that i had a hand in creating.
hope its all useful, and if not then just amusing.
sundays will never be the same, and as for the stock room, just visiting it brings back all those happy memories....sigh. anyway, take care bumfluff
em x

ha ha ha!!!! im leavin u a message and im gonna c u 2nite!!! just wanted 2 say i love u and im gonna miss u!!
love u lots like jelly tots
DAVE x x x x

Hey Jak, Hey All, Hey Mike. Ya bumberclut! lol just thought id rite agen for no reason. read mikes and thought b***** it i gotta rite sumthing funnier. tht blokes rite about the ladyboys jak. chicks with d*** . and watch the beaches. Heard the tides kinda ruff!. so cool. cooler than the water in a swimming pool. no pissing up monday nites. no pro evo. No Rincing the coach of their bar snacks on sundays. but have a good time as i sed and Watch out for the scrambled egg out there. i heard thy make it with cows ear lobes and second hand wagon wheels. apparently ur only allowed to eat the stuff on a monday. at 2. in the afternoon! haha well see ya wouldnt wanna b ya. peace out

shmoney, chek ta tone, suuuuuup, i hav nothing to really say, just read samuel's message and though it was nice, very...nice, and pleasent....very pleasent. hav a good time, like the bricks in a house, or even better, like the wet hippopotemus in the antarctic eating wild berries from the trees at the bottom of ur garden. u learn sumthing every day, also dont get eated by those large ass sharks, thats not advisableable, and finnaly. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, just like old times, gona miss ya jack shemesh, no bak to pro evo, i know ud wana play it but id only thrash u, so dont be too disapointed

ello u looser! havent heard from u in ages hope it all goes ok have a wicked time...xxxx

ez now rude boy , how come i wasnt invited on this trip ?? huh ?? watch out 4 the bankok ladyboys, they look like birds!! make sure u get me a present a kl ring like urs lol. peace boss hav fun dnt do anything i wouldnt :P

Shamone Thats Right Muthaf***er! Eee Hee! Thought id be funny an send u a mssg B4 u go, cos i have nuffin betta to do. at this minute your having a curry, but ur supposed to be out gettin pist wid ya mates!! oh well, Make sure u get everyone out on monday! An if ur lucky i mite let u buy me a drink! lol .. dont worry il only have a half....Half A bottle of JD. hehe, have a good one mate and see u soon. Peace out (this air is Frenshe) lol

Have a gd time on ur travels m8 bet its beta than greece (mite b hard...) anyways gota catch up wen u get baack...pull us a few pints on the house maybe:P l8rz geza

sup, how r all the kuwala bears