Nas The world is your oyster! ha ha ha har! (evil laugh). Enjoy yourselves and make the most of it! Safe journeys. nas. xx

mummy & daddy Have a wonderful adventure. Look after yourselves. Love you both very much xxxx

callum Where's E and Woowoop gone to mummy! Daddy taken them to the aeroplane they going to land at Nana's later. How cute 26/03 xxxxxxx

fay thanks for the beautiful piccy of me guys!! well jealous of u both but i would be rubbish on planes for that long so i may go to butlins bogner 4 my hols!! (thing is im not joking!!) Do they have computers in malayasia??? maybe u could send smoke signals or something!! Anyway dont forget my Wii please and my tacky fridge magnets love u both enjoy xxx

Lorraine Plus Fay doesn't have a spare £10,000 and a baby sitter for 6 monthsxxxx And i'm just jelous too!!!!! Miss you loads have fun (oh and i didn't put any holes in your condoms) hope they come in useful when you are joining the mile high club. Ha ha !!!! I'm only being rude cause i know your parents will be reading this EMBARRASSING!!!

fay lloyd lorraine i cant believe you said that about the mile high club how rude why would they possibly do it in a stinking toilet full of japs when they can do it on the beaches and get sand up their %$£^&£" !!!! oh by the way i would advice investing in some new condoms as lib may not of put any holes in them but i did! oh and ethan had great fun with a couple thinking they were balloons (check for baby slobber and teeth marks!!!!!) oh yeah and callum may have made a cute comment but ethan said to me earlier 'mother i dont understand why they are wasting good money on flying round the world when they should stop being such bums and get a proper job and settle down!' kids eh!!!

Mummy Sheldon Well Lorraine & Fay what can I say. I see you 2 have corrupted my daughter (not!) probably the other way round ( only joking Hayley, my sweet little princess !!!!!) You remember that talk we had about condoms Hayley does Ed know we fitted you with a chastity belt yet Ha Ha Love mum xxxxx

Mummy Sheldon Well Lorraine & Fay what can I say. I see you 2 have corrupted my daughter (not!) probably the other way round ( only joking Hayley, my sweet little princess !!!!!) You remember that talk we had about condoms Hayley does Ed know we fitted you with a chastity belt yet Ha Ha Love mum xxxxx Ps Me & dad have got the key!!!!!

Mummy Sheldon Well Lorraine & Fay what can I say. I see you 2 have corrupted my daughter (not!) probably the other way round ( only joking Hayley, my sweet little princess !!!!!) You remember that talk we had about condoms Hayley does Ed know we fitted you with a chastity belt yet Ha Ha Love mum xxxxx Ps Me & dad have got the key!!!!!

Lorraine oop's, mummy Sheldon has caught up with us!! What can i say other than your right it's actually Hayley that has corrupted us. She's always been a bad influence since day one Ha ha!! Love you really E.xx Hope you are having lot's of fun and we will keep up the funny comment's. I'm sure i will speak to you again soon via rude comments mummy and daddy Sheldon!!!! Love you both lot's E and Woowoopxxxxxx

fay err dont think so i corrupted hayley and im proud of it. she learnt from the best (especially when it comes to knicking things from pubs!!) that was all my doing, mine mine mine!!! xxx

Lorraine Well i'm not at all suprised Fay EAISER Lloyd Ha Ha!!!! Although you really shouldn't be owning up to stealing things from the pubs, what will everyone think of Hayley knowing what she's been up to!. She could start a world wide public House stealing corporation, Oh and Hayley we only want the expensive stuff (sumthing from evey pub you visit!) Missing you both with kisses from callumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fay would help if you could spell my name loz even if u did swap the e it would still be wrong!!! got ur e mail guys sounds like ur livin it up tru style glad ur enjoying it. MISSION 1 i want u to take a photo of u 2 with a jap man that looks like bruce lee (I will keep u up to date on your missions which u must complete!!)

lorraine Well i have got a reasonable excuse at the moment! any way it's only a spelling mistake, it could have been much worse!. It's not my fault you come from that strange place up the conutry and over the water where they obviously invent silly names! Ha ha!!. P.s hope you guy's are havin fun, a word of advice don't start the missions they will get much worse and much harder! Callum's missing you lot's and he now tells people that E and Woowoop have gone round the worldxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

angela Hey you 2 reprobtes corrupting Hayley like that. Hope she nicks some gud stuff. Have told her to go the raffles hotel for some goodies watch this space.

fay hi MISSION 2 i understand in clarke quay u can get a bumboat to the merlion and back and that it is amazing (all joking aside its meant to be relly good at night). ED I want you to find someone and ask them for 'a bum butt' HAYLEY I also understand many bars bang out awful techno tunes so i want u to stand outside one dancing and shouting 'techno, techno techno!!' Photos as proof please!!! Let me know when mission completed and i shall asign you another task!! also beers are v expensive here so no alcohol to help u in your missions ha ha!!! love 2 u both xx

mummy sheldon hope mission 2 is going well. Congrats to Loz and Robert. Fay you haven't told E what to nick from the techno bar. Hope her busking goes well. Sorry bout the alcohol guys i'm sure you'll make up for it soon !!!!love 2 u both xxxx

mummy sheldon message for Loz and Fay do you think we shud move on to the other pics now or stick to this one. Who are these people on this pic anyway?!!!!!!!

lorraine No way, this is great fun not sure about the random's above!!! Thanks for the congrat's Alfie is lovely and very good and so tiny and cute can't wait for you all to meet himxxxxxxxxxxx

fay i like doing it on this bit its like our secret message site!! hope u guys have completed your mission number 3 to follow shortly. it is a tragic picture to be fair!! oh alfie isnt lorraines by the way she nicked him from some poor mother in the hospital just to pretend she had a baby its not theirs definatley!! he is gorge though!! xx

angela When is Alfie going back then? No I have seen his picture & he is Gorgeous. Happy easter to you all. Fay wot do you think of the Bruce lee look alike, I think she has failed that mission personally. Wonder how she got on with techno one!!!! Love to you all mummy sheldon xxx

lorraine Alfie's not going back he's here to stay and he is definatley mine, that's why he is sooo goegeous. (big head). Hope you guy's all had a nice easter! Great pic's guy's hope your still having load's of fun, callum's still missing you lot's can't wait for you to see alfie, if you'd just gone a week later you could have seen him (gutted)! Keep having a gr8 time and looking forward to your next comments nad picturesxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fay angela i think mission failed, if i said wax on wax off karate kid man then yes you may have passed but i did say bruce lee F for fail!!! Hope u have completed further missions. MISSION 4 Ask someone if they know the way to Amerrello in your best singing voice hayley!! keep the pics coming. I told chris you had a blog n he said whats one of those then!! useless x stay safe keep using those holy condoms better than nothing i say!!! xx love 2 u all. oh by the way ethans party on 25th bouncy castle and jelly and ice cream and everything how jealous are you eh!!

Angela Hey guys where are you? its not fun playing on my own ( Billy no mates). the pics are good of the 2 randoms aren't they. How is everyone hope you are all well.Fay what is the next mission have you decide yet? As they are making there way to Langkawi and the beach maybe it could have a water theme, what do you think?

fay hi i am still here just busy busy at the mo got ethans party coming up which i have now changed the date for as not many could make it on his birthday so it will now be on 29th april instead. i did invite ed and hayley and i think they are very rude not coming to be honest!! missions yes i have had a think about the next MISSION 5 Being a book of knowledge as i am i do know that Langkawi has an archipelago of 99 islands in the andaman sea (look it up in the dictionary lorraine!!) so based on this and using your sea theme angela, mission 5 is whilst sunbathing on the lovely beaches i want you both to make a map of all 99 islands using rocks pebbles and shells complete with the surrounding Andaman sea and take photographic evidence. Now u may need to buy a bucket and spade as you will be needing a lot of pebbles. BONUS 10 points for sticking a fish in your man made sea hand caught by ed!! ( dont get a rare species though as u may find yourself in malaysian prision having all kinds of dreadful things happening to you!! GOOD LUCK XXX

angela Ok smart Alec so we don't all have the geographical knowledge you have. Dave is looking uo archipeligo in the dictionary as we speak. Hope ethans paty goes well. I do think those randoms could have atleast made an attempt to get back for it!!! Do think the mission is great i thought there may have been some swimming involved as Hayley is such a water baby !!!!!

lorraine Hi sorry it's been a while just been very busy, don't know how you managed with 3 children so young angela! Im going to be signing off writing messages on this special site and join the others. Hope you guy's have fun chatting together. P.s at least Hayley and Edward have met Ethan, all i can say is poor Alfie and poor them they missed him by a week GUTTED! xxx

fay oy loz dont leave us!! oh ok i suppose we could move on times change and all that. Ethan had a lovely day on wed now i have zaras bday tomorrow and ethans party on sun its so bloomin expensive!! Havent got time to do a challenge today i shall post one soon though. see u all on the other side xx