Hey Mrs (& Mr)... Its the last day at school. No b***** brought in downfall, kerplunk or guess who. Just on a bit of a wind down for the chrimbo break now. Doesn't help when people keep putting ingredients on the dreaded optiva! Am back in work next week as I have no holidays left to take. Mustn't grumble though as won't be back in the office til 17th Jan!!!!! ha ha ha. The only ingredients I will be thinking about is if the meat I will be eating is wilderbeast or zebra!!!
Hope you both have a fantastic Christmas and New Year. All the best for 2006. Hope we get the chance to hook up in Oz in Feb/March at some point.
Love, Leanne x

Heyyyy........finally got into cyber space and deciphered the whole website thing,
Soooo what's appening, what's going down, what's the news on the street, what's the party beat, what's the low down,show down honky tonky rip tuck tick tack finger licking goooood lip smacking latest?
Well Santa & Rudolph are probably having a few too many sherries (nothing wrong with that my friends) as they spread the Christmas cheer and more importantly deliver my new car (crashed the old jeep into a tree this week!) and I am gonna bloody well join them.
Mark & I are concerned that there will be a baby in the Ashby house hold this year and will we be responsible enough?.....that is the question! I think we will (that's why mum has put us in the motor home on the drive......nice one mum!)
Other than that looking forward to a Christmas whith a big enough table (dya remember my 60cm wide table feasco last year!).
Hop you have a fine good time
With lots of love
Sam
x

Hiya babes,

My last day in the office and just wanted to wish you both a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Will be thinking of you on New Year's Eve - have a fab time!! Had a lovely card and crystal from your mum Han, I bet she can't wait to come and see you both. I have asked her to give you a great big squeeze from me! Good luck with the diving, bet you can't wait.

Take care my chickens
love and angel stuff

clarexxooxx

Hello you 2, this is the "Christmas Elf" ere. Just lettin you know that Santa has been extra busy sorting out who is gonna be at 17 TTD this year and who's gonna be elsewhere in the bluddy world!!!
Now he's just tode me that I am only avin 4 for Christmas lunch (unlike 15/16 other years)and that stockings have already been filled, which they have, (just in case Santa is innebriated, (drunk!!) on Christmas Eve, as was last year)and that presents under the tree will be very much fewer than of Christmas's past!!!
Will be thinking of u 2 on Christmas Morn,( when I am runnin round in me nightie, stuffin' turkeys' ass and rubbin' balls of stuffin' in me 'ands,) wishin' u were 'ere, but knowin' u 2 r 'avin such a fab time out there in that great bluudy beach 'ut!!
Think of me at that Christmas Morning sunrise, 'cos I'll certainly be thinking of u 2!!
Am so proud ofyou both and love and miss you so much!!!
Ma!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(CDhristmas Elf!!!)xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yo Lady .... The website is fantastic, I often have a skeg at the photos, especially as a wind down on a Friday and thank goodness it's Friday this week has dragged. Sam and I had a great time in Paris last week, I had snails and Sam drank lots of wine .. you know what she's like. Took sister to "The Clothes Show" Live exhibition on Wednesday .. I was the eldest female there. Lots of bargains .... and of course male models. Life in the office is the same .. I can't believe there's no Christmas Tree!!! I'll be dusting mine off and errecting it at the weekend ohhh err missus. I'm refraining from putting the 6ft high inflatable snowman outside ... people might think I'm a northern pikey. Take care guys have a fab xmas in the sun ....... Missing you heaps Rufus xx (the one from work).

Hi Stranger,
Looks like you are having a fab time, still haven't done my sky dive - postponed because of weather, will have to wait til march now! Did an abseil down the side of Linden block though which was very scarey.Can't believe you've been out there 3months now. Hope you are both well, the pics of the puppies are so cute.
Take care. Tx

Hi u 2. Hope u are warmer than we are here! Bluddy ell, have had the worst time driving home from work today than I ever have had in my life!!! But don't think it was as bad as U and Jess, Dan, in Jan 2004. Took me 1hour 45mins to travel 15min journey and in 1st gear most of the way!!!!
What are you two up to then? Hope u enjoying your "beach time".
Watch that sun!! Should have taken the "V" man and "Tyson" for injections tonight but had to cancel 'cos couldn't get there!
All things appenin for Christmas but won't be same without you 2. Have finished shoppin for prezzies an am hopin' to lay the table this weekend!!!!!!! (Only jokin') am keepin ure gifts on hold till u cum home.(It doesn't mean that we're not goin to be thinkin of you tho')
Love you both very much, and am so proud of you for doing this "mammoth journey of a lifetime!!"
Keep Safe, keep healthy and BE HAPPY!!
love u 2 muchly!!!
Ma! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HI DAN SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG COMPUTER HAD A VIRUS SO HAD TO GET A NEW ONE HOPE YOU ARE OK WE ARE FINE HERE HAD OUR FIRST SNOW TODAY FEELS REALY CHRISTMASSY DAVE IS OFF WORK AGAIN IF HE WAS A DOG I WOULD TAKE HIM TO THE VETS AND HAVE HIM PUT DOWN

Hi chicks, just wanted to say hi -as it's Friday - thank Crunchie (but I suppose everyday's a Friday for you). Looks like you're still having a ball anyway - you are such an ace couple - and it looks like it may be a double wedding if Grant has his way (pardon the expression) with Charlotte :) I do keep looking at the sunset made in my honour - how lovely and special. We've had frost and everything, bet you don't miss defrosting the car hey Han???? Listening to Madonna at moment and dancing whilst typing - not sure if you've seen any Madonna stuff, but what's with the purple leotard love - really! Well not much to report so will leave you to it now, love and angel stuff xxooxx

Dan I am hearing vicious rumours about you and Hannah and a blow up man doll. Can you confirm these for me?

I am aware of the story Grant is on about, Sue you really need to ask those crazy kids about it. Also you might like to ask Dan about his shaving preferences? And what he does up dark lanes in the panash?

Good morning Sue, i wasnt going to leave another message on here after the controversy the last one caused but as you asked so politely it would have been extremely rude of me not to get in touch. Unfortunately however if i gave away Dan's secrets and some what sordid past then who ever writes the best man speech for their wedding would be very short of material, i do have one story about a good friday and the night they met but again i am told this board has a PG rating and would be considered unsuitable.
Hannah you were a little aggressive in your response, i wasnt having a go just merely pointing out you short comings in accuracy and attention to detail, as for your last comment 'you win some, you loose some' ??? it wasnt just me everyone was thinking the same thing, didnt she me lose?
If i am honest the only reason i left a message on this board anyway is because i was hoping Hannah's really attractive friend Charlotte would have clicked on my name and sent me a private email, that is possible you know, so on the off chance you are reading this :)