YEEESSSS!!! Its monday morning and I'm at work! Woo-Hooo!!!!!
Now, where did I put those suicide pills..?
Grandad
i am at keiths and nickies it is early evening we have had a good afternoon with the family carolines birthday at the cookoo you were saddly missed both of you have a great time and look after youselves i am just about to finish my glass of red wine there is not a lot left as nicky has jusr poured most of the bottle over my clean trousers play up pompey will speak to you soon lots of love nan and grandad and this was all my own work
Mumsie Woo
Thanks for phoning today, you sounded great, if a bit tired Gem. Yes Chris the steak with chunky chips and mushrooms was lovely, I know you were drooling on the phone, but you will just have to make do with wishy washy noodles with stray animal thrown in. Ha Ha!!!Yes we do want to hear all about your adventures, it's not boring to us, remember we are the one's at work you are the one's swimming with turtles and stroking poisonous snakes. You two are so going to suffer when you get back, lazy arses. Take care of yourselves, love to you both. Speak soon, miss you Gemmie. xxx
Gran just phoned, so excited that she spoke to you today, silly moo
that she is, bless her.
Alex Paul Croucher 'the Third'
yo hommies :P
umm havnt done 1 of these yet so i thought i should b a good littel brother and write 1..
billy talent was aweum dudde *cheesy american accent*
i rugby tackled becky to the floor..she wasnt amused..
i culdt rlly stand up by the end of it..so i kinda collapsed onto sum random chinese guy who decided to put his arm round me and carry on singing..
went out last night like little chavs and found a trolley and we pushed d*** in it and he fell out..it was hialrious..we also decided to do the ymca and the macerena in the middle of gosport road haha..ppl werent amused..
hope your having a gd time..pictures look quite funny..
typical gemma pose wiv the tensing thing u got there..
hav u been ill yet?? u two r little lightweights tht get ill after everything :P..
anyway i think i got a bit carried away wiv this..slightly long..
hav a gd week anyway u two..
from ur perfect brother/brother in law kinda thing
xxxx
Karen (Mum)
Just a note to let everyone know that Chris and Gem phoned today (Sunday 15th Oct (Caroline's birthday) They want us all to post more messages on their message board. I think they are missing us all. So get writing pleeeeeeeeeese. Happy Birthday Caroline. ps shes 51!! Just off to the pub to see the family. Bye for now. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Drunken Nigel
We're having a party at stevo's, your personal pr has been promoting your website, and she is here, me and sal are coming out on the 27th of december shall we meet up for new years eve on the bridge for fireworks. New years day we are dressing up and going to the races if you want to come along. I'm a really fast at doing this s*** (Paul). Steves getting jealous because we havent spoke about him in the past 6 sentences. so we had to get a mention in. Everyones looking at your photos (in disgust). Looks like you're having a s*** time (f***ers) seeya later.
Love you both Nige, Steve, Clare, Sam, Paul, Mike, John, Jack, Tris, Chris, Amber, Brett, Sally, Tali, Steve, Becki,Baby Jay, The Hoff we cant be assed to do everyone. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sam
CHRIS I'm so sorry to give you this unhappy news whilst your away especially in this way but............................................
VINCE IS DEAD!!!!!! Vince the in'vince'able fish is no longer!
I found him dead on the floor. He commited suicide and jumped to his death.
R.I.P Vincent Victor, Chris, Sam, Karen Thorne. Your legend will live on, (but we won't miss the purvert watching us pee).
He may come visit you in the sea-dad flushed him!
Soggy Hezzy
Afternoon Clarts!
Just read your journal and looked at the photos.. That island looks ok, bit warm, sandy and tropical for my liking.. Gits.
Oh well, I'm not jealous, me n derby are gunna go sit up the oast garden with our tops off in the rain - Well, I say rain, its more of a tsunami than rain.. I'll have a flat, overpriced heiniken for you mate! Going to fratton for the w. ham game on sat, hopefully we might actually win that one!
Anyway, best be off, that beer wont drink itself.
Take it easy, play safe.
Hez.
Hayley And Lance
Hello! Just been reading your journals and looking at photos, looks amazing! Glad you're having a great time. Im in the gym with Lance, we are bored and wanna come visit you on that beach! Don't think theres anything exciting to tell you from flc, but if i think of anything will let you know! Oh I think you should come back for my birthday party! Or at least dress up as pirates where ever you are! (its pirate fancy dress in case i havnt told you and you are confused!)
Lots of Love
Hayley and Lance
Diane
Hi guys-just been reading ur journal and looking at the photos and it's official-i am extremely jealous!!Ur out there having a great time, meeting new people and seeing some fantastic things and here I am-stuck in Fareham with Harry and Pete!! Love them both tons but if I was given the opportunity to be out there with u-I'd take it without a second thought!!! But I guess everyone would!! Ahh well, will just have to put on some funky music and get the sun lamp out!! Maybe get Glynn round here then I could have my own monkey to steal my stuff too!!! Only joking Glynn u kno I love u really!! Anyway-not much going on her-same old s*** just a different day!! ooh-I've applied for a job with the council as a Traffic Warden!! I know everyone will hate me but I think I can live with that! So I could be joining the council brigade too!! Will keep u posted on how its going!! Loved the pics-keep them coming and I shall keep feeding u the goss as and when it comes! Take care lovies xxxxxxx
Glynn
Hey guys...... The photo's are wicked. Gem you're lovin the lager are'nt ya!take it "the winds really kicking up" was a little bit of a dig! i can't believe you're on the other side of the world and yet i still manage to have the piss ripped out of me, NICE!!! anyway i hope you're having a wicked time. i'm so jealous, well with exception to lizzards and that. the weathers starting to get pants, the winds kicking up a bit here too, raining all the time and getting dark at seven. so trust me you're not missing out on anything weather wise, i'd quite happily take up residense on a lush beach! instead i've been spending most of my time seeing Trish who says hi by the way and wishes you well. it's wicked up there, well apart from whitnessing a bloke get knifed and people getting bottled a few feet away from, crazy!!!!! anyway take it easy and happy travelling!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris
Alright you lot!
Thanks very much for all your messages from friends and family. Did like that one from Sarah & Dave, Sarah make sure you land one on the saint scummer first next time!
We've been thinking off you all, normally when we sit down to dinner and a few beers we think of you all about to rise from your pits to go to work!!
Really appreciate all the updates from you all on the footy front, not getting much luck at the moment. Sat down to watch the England game but a storm came over and cut off the signal to the TV, gutted! By what I've read I didn't miss much though?
Should be updating with more pictures soon when we get a chance of all the people we met over on the Perhentian Islands. That is when we find PC's with a USB port! Not very advanced here, think they've got a guy on a bike keeping the power going!