For some stupendous reason Jo, our travel agent who has been so good to us (apart from the Nashville hotel booking incident), decided to totally obliterate that good will between us today, right royally punishing us this morning by booking our flight out of Nashville at 5:48am. We had all day to get to Canada Jo, it's just above the USA, and you chose that time. I hope you feel powerful. We were just feeling tired. We were also lamenting the fact we'd miss out on...

Even I am surprised by the length of yesterday's blog. Yes I've talked about the length of my blog (among other things) a hell of a lot before and I know that's what everybody's probably come to expect, but even by my standards it just went on and on, and I'm not sure why. It just kept going. But if you managed to get to the end of it, firstly congratulations, and secondly you'll know that we had a big night. Some of it even crossed into today, which is not an ex...

Wow. What a difference a day makes. And a good night's sleep. And a night off the ****. (Probably the latter two). We practically bounded out of bed this morning, my eyes actually felt alive and Stace was switched on from the moment she opened hers. This particular point shouldn't be underestimated. Woah! What's more, we bounded out of bed early! Considering Stace's alertness, I understand if you don't believe me. But it's true. We had to be because the walking t...

I wish that today didn't exist. Holy **** it was bad. With barely more than 2 hours sleep under our belts, I woke up with my eyes so sore that I honestly think they'd have been less sore if I'd pried them out of their sockets with a blunt stick. That Stace could even operate at all at this time of morning with such severe lack of sleep gives the indication that we were still drunk. And we were. And by God I was happy about that. Because I have no idea how on eart...

My blue shorts have a hole in them. Right in the ******. I knew this before I decided to pack them on this trip, but it was extra unfortunate today because they were my final clean pair I had to wear them, and I also noticed the hole had gotten bigger to the point you can see my underwear underneath them. That's a really irreverent start to today's blog, and doesn't really have to do with anything in it, apart from the fact I wore clean clothes today, which after...