Hi George,
It's not stopped raining now for two weeks, at least the hosepipe bans might be put on hold for people down south. Photos are good! I have just finished the Criccieth posters this weekend and am sending them out tommorow, it will be really strange without you this year but we will just have to try our best to eat, get drunk, be generally silly and enjoy ourselves. I must remember to get our bedroom tent, that the mouse eat replaced before we go. Zac did well in his French test today, maybe the nagging is paying off! Let me know what you are planning next, it's just a shame the phone charges are so ridiculous otherwise we could chat for a bit. We are going to a masked charity ball on Thursday and then the Chelsea Flower Show on Sat.......have had to buy new dresses etc!!! By the way did you get those pics I sent you on e mail? Take Care Speak Soon, Love You M x

Hello,
Beirded tw*t! Hope all is well in monkey world, why don't you see just how longyou can go without having a shower?
Pictures look great and the trip sounds fabulous so far, keep up the good work on email. How are you fixed for a live webcam link up then?
Just to let you know they have someone on Big Brother with Touretts, just need the bleach and a dog barking now.
Keep well and see if you can find some rare garlic out there for all.
Cheers

I now understand why I am way travelling for 7 months! You are all mental!!!!! But thats why I know you are my family!
Moving on tomorrow to Hoi An - there is not much to do in Vietnam really - once you have seen 20 temples you have seen then all. Plus I am in need of a hot shower as the pictures are obviously getting confussed - I am not brown - just really dirty - not showered now for 2 weeks!!!!!! But still loving the taste of the dog!
Love ya all xxxxx

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Sorry , done it again.
That should read Gill.
And by the way our mitel says he understands how we could mistake the 2 rotor systems. He kindly did the Eurocopter AS135 down the phone last night so we would recognise it when he next goes trampolining.
Zac is so proud to have him for an uncle. Much prouder than he is of the other 2.
Must go.......I can hear a noise like the sikorsky DX342 coming from the phone

We would like to appologise if we caused any offence by dissin' our mitels whirly-copter imitation. We now understand it was a perfect reproduction of the Bell 206 longranger but with the new composite rotor system. We initially thought it sounded like a teetering hinge system undergoing transitional lift prior to vortex ring but can see now where we made the mistake. Hope this clears up any earlier confusion.
PS doesnt that Jill go on and on and on.......

There will be no message today
dog/x

Surprise Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Chicken remember me????????????? Really missed seeing you off and was worried for you but you Mum explained what had happened, trust that to happen to you!! Anyway just read your journal and looking at pic's and it looks like your havin a ball, wont need to go on diet when you get back tho!!!!!!! You must stop off in China & Hong Kong dont miss going there! R U still going to Sydney I thought that was where you where aiming for? Cant say I am not jealous and wish I was there with yo Keep in touch chic Luv Lois xxxxxxxxxxx

Forgot to tell you, we threw an end of season footy party at our house, the landlady turned up half way through, just after the sofa had been moved to the back garden. She didn't take too kindly to it and evicted us - so you can't come round anymore :-)
Hopefully the club will sort us out - if not I'm moving in

Laters xx

Been catching up on here George. Glad to see you're ok and looking brown for once! Can't believe I had to read all this Liverpool rubbish....... :-) typical last minute flukey goal. My geography isn't that good, so I can never work out exactly where you are!!! Popped in the Park last week, but couldn't see you :-) bet you don't miss all that! Not sure when you're back, but look after yourself. No football for 2 months - can't imagine what I can do and for some reason Sven didn't call and put me in the squad. Can't believe it. We're off to Southend for pre-season - bit of a difference to where you currently are I imagine :-)
Take care and be careful
Rob xx

Just to let you know what i am up to next - i am going to Ninh Binh to see some caves and national parks! Found food today so I am ok!!!!! xxx

Hi George,
Hope you got something to eat! Did you get my e mail ? Dad is full of a cold Zac and Nana have just got over theirs .... I am continuing with the preventative regime of 8 garlic cloves a day, which seems to work no-one can get close enough to me to give me a virus! Lois sends her love by the way. Anyway hope to hear from you soon. Goodnight, Sleep tight, Love you XxXxX