Now then big dawg head, how's tricks?

Hope you're both good and not getting into any mischief in China, don't want to use up my diplomatic favours getting you two out of some crazy prison for demanding to know from the author-et-eyes why you can't access rudetube or summert via tinternet.

Attempting to get sort out Skype but, as you know, my technical skills aren't too sort after but will let you know when I've eiether sorted it or given up.

Ignore Shirley Crabtree and keep up the blog, he's just upset that it doesn't read like radio 4.

Speak soon,

OOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

Hi Gaz,
just uodated myself on the epic blog fantastic !! i think you should be the next Bill Bryson THEY ARE SO GOOD.
keep writing
stay safe
love ya loads will miss you next sunday as we head for La Grotte

Hi gaz. Enjoyed reading your blog very much and found it very interesting. looking forward to the next episode. take care Ste

Great photos! The beard is coming along nicely, once it starts collecting crumbs, you should find that you'll have birds nesting in it within a few days :)

Hi Junior

Welcome to China - do something they will remember you for!!! but dont forget they execute mental defectives so there would be no leniency if you got into trouble. Felt sorry for the fish you murdered the other day. Still cant make my mind up if you are really abroad or holed up in a flat in Bradford with a few illegals and clever camera technology. Take care - miss you clown! x

Loved chapter 3 Gaz! x

Ey up dude. Been looking at booking the Macau Bungee jump. Need to pick a day. Did you manage to convince that big Jessie Lloydy to come and do it? :)

Alright Pals, Happy New Years to your both. Thailand sounds as manic as i remember it. Gland you both made it out of there alive!
Don't listen to daddy dogg head keep the chapters coming, hes just suffering from sleep deprivation. Oh i saw Big Daddy pushing his Quinny GTI turbo 2.0l around Huddersfield with a massive chain around his neck saying 'best dad', Burberry hat, adidas tracksuit tucked into his socks and big Rockports on-he looked cool!!

Take Care lads and see if you can find some business contacts in China.

Peace

Just finished reading your latest chapter and now very tired!! No I really enjoyed it - I love all the details, feels like we're travelling with you.

Congrats to Big daddy and Lorna!

Hope you're enjoying China and look forward to reading all about your adventures there!

Keep safe Love you xxx

Dear diary

Got up today, tired and had some cereal, and then turned on the tv and then I went to shut the door because it was cold, and then I sat down again, the kettle boiled, so I got up again and made a cup of tea. SNOOOOOOOORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. What you doing GB surely you haven't got this much time on your hands!!!???

Anyway Ruby is waiting for a call from you two dogs, get your baats out, be good to hear from you. Not skyped yet boss! Tried to ring your mobile but it was not having it! Gonna venture out today for the first time with the pram, it is still sub zero and thick with snow but I think the Quinny GTI turbo 2.0l pram will triumph in the adverse conditions.

Tell lloyd I will be back on the course getting some well needed practice in, there is no way he is dominating Bradley Park like he did last year, and for you I am putting in the hours on the guitar, but still repeating the same s*** tunes with my Beadle hand.

Lorna is taking to mummyhood really well, and is a walking talking milking machine. dad's banned from the boobs for a while, stiff!!! Haha, anyway best keep it clean, nothing blue. Anyway be good to catch up soon dawg breath. oooooooos

你好可愛的弟弟，希望你在中國獲得樂趣。不能相信你已經吃了驢子，你令我失望！保持安全，愛露西。 x

HAPPY NEW YEAR GREAT TO SEE YOU ON SKYPE ON FRIDAY BACK TO WORK TODAY YUK !!! WEATHER HERE IS VERY SNOWY AND VERY COLD LUCKY YOU IN THE SUN, PICS LOOK GREAT AND YOUR BLOG IS SO GOOD I AM JEALOUS

HOPE TO SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN SOON

UNTIL THEN TAKE CARE

LOTS OF LOVE XXX