Fullaaaar loves bums, so does paddy, Pugs, dingle dums, richards, the k's, widge and woopa.

Bonjour!! I've just got back from gay Paris... Not quite as exotic as Oz or Thailand, but hey... It was tres bien: Lots of art and Crepes! Glad to see that you two are not exempt from rain, its pouring down here in Brighty at the mo, but the daffs are out... so roll on summer!! Anyway, continue enjoying yourselves! P. X X X. Ps. We're all going to 2 many DJs on Sat, will be thinking of you. X X

now wat I really want to know is wat lips did she use?

I know which lips i'd prefer and I know which lips Cleo would prefer I didnt prefer. If you know wat I mean. Strippers God bless em!!!!!

HELLO DEARS! We are on Koh Samui at this very moment! Thanks for the handy advice we are now ready to take on the madness of Bangkok! We have also been to Koh Tao, did some snorkling which was ace. Nick you'd make and excellent Dive Instructor - "Now, normally you wouldn't put our head into a sharks mouth, but.." You'll be legendary.

I hope the weather in Oz perks up. It's my birthday today - we are going to see Mui Thai tonight! Rosa has already had food poisoning and spent the night in Hospital and I was forced, FORCED I TELL YOU, into a strip bar where a very friendly bar maid (I think she was a bar maid, wasn't she?) picked up my beer bottle with her lips. Hmmm.

Rosa sends her love, from the bottom of her bottom. XXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi, yeah Oz is good but way too rainy.We have spent many an evening sat in the van playing cards and chess while the rain pours down and leaks through the windows! But still having fun. Have sat on some nice syunny beaches on the few hot days we have had and went to Australia Zoo. Nick was very disappointed that we didn't see Steve, that was the only reason he wanted to go.

John and Anna, we reccommend Krabi town in Krabi province in Thailand. Its in the south on the Andaman coast. Its a pretty small town but its nice and its easy to get to lots of other cool places. And if you go there you have to go to Judy's Guesthouse on the main road opposite the Grand Tower Hotel. The guys who work there are really cool and they will tell you where to go and what to see. Ask them about the Emerald Pool and the Hot Springs, they are definitely worth a visit.

Didn't think much of Kho Phagnan but if you fancy checking out a moon party, we recommend staying at Liberty Bungalows in Ban Tai, pretty cheap and the girl who runs it is an amazing cook, you will want to eat there every night!

If you fancy trying diving check out Kho Tao (Big Bubble Dive School) as it is cheaper than most places and has some good sites. But if you're not diving its probably a bit small to visit but does have some nice beaches.

Ah, I feel like a travel writer or something. Well hope that helps and hope you have loads of fun xxx

Australia is good, living a van gives us little time to get on the net. It rains alot here id say more than England. So u guys in the nice dry weather in the mother land will be happy to hear.

Good luck Johnny and Anna in Thailand!!!! U will f***ing love it!! Its our favourite destination so far, an undisputed thumbs up on the Fullaaar an Cleo places to Live!!

One tip dont take s*** from the taxi or tuk tuk drivers, the fee in bangkok should never be over 250 baht in a tuk tuk and the taxi drivers are metered on distance not time, just enforce that they use the meter, as they will try to tell u a price off the meter which will be more!!

Especially at the airport, drivers try to really up the prices. be careful and walk away calmly. go to another driver, they are always after fresh meat with money!! Price should be 250 - 300 baht average from the airport across the city. They will charge extra for the express way as there are toll booths, however this does not need to be used (it is alot quicker tho).

Hey you 2 its 2 weeks since you said anything. No internet in Oz? Hope its going well. Update this site soon! Dad

Hey Guys, Hope all is well. I'm gonna be cheeky and use your message board to post an ad for the room thats up for rent in our house!!! So, if anyone reading this feels like they fancy a nice big room in a nice house in Hove, let me know!!! To be honest, I'm fed up with all this balls... Its a hassle that I haven't asked for! But if anyone wants to make me really really happy.... come move in!! Yay. XXX

Hello hello, Thailand looks pretty great - any tips on where to go and where to stay?? We leave England on Staurday yee-har!

How dare you!! :)

Hmm, well, that was a shock! I obvoiusly haven't looked in a mirror for longer than I thought. Didn't realise I'd changed that much since we've been away.....Paddy and Petra!!!

Hmm, well, that was a shock! I obvoiusly haven't looked in a mirror for longer than I thought. Didn't realise I'd changed that much since we've been away.....Paddy and Petra!!!