Come on d*** , chop f***ing chop son and get blogging!

Hi Nigel

Hope it's all going well and you are having a great time!

Looking forward to hearing all about it and seeing all the photos (well maybe not all of them!!!)

Laters, Mel x

Ah, isn't there a song "...across the USA" - the Monkey Boys?! (god my music knowledge is, and has always been crap!)

And I see Terry is here!! Ahah! Monsieur Terry, how the devil are you?!

Enjoy yourself Nigel! I didn't think you'd gone yet! You sneaked off there didn't you?!

Dear Rent Boy,

Where are you in my fair country?

T

Good luck you Mickey Mouse loving, gambling, plastic tit fantisysing, left hand Buick driving, hurricane dodging, trigger-happy, tasty burger eating, gang-banging, banjo playing, pig squealing, warm apple pie knobbing MOFO ....... Remember, you call the shots, treat em mildly mean and keep em very keen, the bigger the silicone implants the better coz your an Englishman in USA ... "Hey i love your accent!"

Peace and love to you brother Nige. See how many of those Yanks you can get into the real game with a bat ;-) Keep up the bowling. Gaz